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hey! i'm out there enrolling the shit out people.

in obamacare.

and medicaid.

and i'm talking the talking points and i'm (also) an actor and i can talk your ear off with the right lines.

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this.

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i always liked charlie christ (ish). i will send him money and hope the great state of wang does that thing they do every once in a while: appear in the real world.

like brigadoon.

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Yes, it's very embarrassing. I had to stop watching America's Most Wanted because every segment ended with "...this serial killer/child molester/etc. was last seen in Florida. Call if you have any information."

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And Charlie Crist has a REAL tan. Take that, Boehner.

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To be fair, the three-legged yellow dog they polled was also ahead of Scott, but was within the margin of error.

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Yes, of course. Unless there's ground to be stood, I suppose.

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Free drugs tests! Where do I sign up for the organic hallucinogens testing?

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nobody likes Bing

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It looks like Crist might actually defeat Bat Boy. <a href="http://www.politicususa.com..." target="_blank">" rel="nofollow noopener" title="http://www.politicususa.com/2014/02/06/democrat-c...">http://www.politicususa.com...

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Nobody expects the Quakers to unionize. Their chief weapon is aggression. Pacifist aggression.

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I don't know who did that graphic, but they deserve a gold medal and have won the internet,

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the closest we get these days is the Amish Mafia

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Crist is a Democrat? I thought he was an orange.

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The Florida legislature was showing extravagant <i>compassion</i> for the poor by protecting them from the slavery of un-earned "entitlement" benefits that would lull them into the false belief that dependency is acceptable.

Florida is a very religious place, you know. And smart.

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Aren't the face eating zombies also in Florida?

Whutta place.

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