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We don't kinkshame here.

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With our luck, we'd get the ones who want to convert the savages to their religion and kill all those who won't convert.

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Rational people know those are definitely not rational questions.

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She's going to get razzed about that by all her friends.

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The plan in the movie made a lot more sense. Instead of manipulating the entire world, he just had to manipulate one person.

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Number oh-god-the-number's-gotten-too-damned-big-to-even-print-out in a series of things Republicans don't understand.

Let's go backwards, Charlie, since you've always struck me as that way.

O = Object. It's a thing. A physical thing.F = Flying. It's up in the air.U = Unidentified. We don't know what it is.

Not a flying saucer. If it was that, it wouldn't be unidentified.

Lord love a duck.

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I saw a mashup of Rudy and Nosferatu the other day. Nosferudi. Looked like just another day at the Four Seasons.

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I remember that episode of Star Trek.

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People will make fun of her, because they like to ridicule intelligence. She's just trying to make herself out to be better than them, so she gets dragged down to their level with "humor".

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Really???!!! Ahem, oh, that's terrible.

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"We are a failed people. This is how life is now."

Can confirm from the cesspool of my own non-functioning soul.

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Which, given the size of the Universe, is a perfectly silly concept. It would be easier simply to go around Earth, or even around its solar system.

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Wait a minute. If every accusation is a confession, is this a confession of their plan to justify the 2024 coup attempt? "But aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaliens! Inna Whyyyyyyyy House! This is Srs Binness!"

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It’s a joke from Hitchhikers Guide😂

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