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doktorzoom's avatar

Please review the rules. We're not allowing the suffix t-a-r-d anymore; we never should have, but we've only recently added it to the word filter. No harm, no foul, but please avoid it in the future.

— Dok Zoom, Yr Friendly Neighborhood Comments Moderator

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Daniel_Oriordan's avatar

We don't kinkshame here.

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Daniel_Oriordan's avatar

With our luck, we'd get the ones who want to convert the savages to their religion and kill all those who won't convert.

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tiredsucker's avatar

Rational people know those are definitely not rational questions.

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Daniel_Oriordan's avatar

She's going to get razzed about that by all her friends.

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Daniel_Oriordan's avatar

The plan in the movie made a lot more sense. Instead of manipulating the entire world, he just had to manipulate one person.

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Daniel_Oriordan's avatar

Number oh-god-the-number's-gotten-too-damned-big-to-even-print-out in a series of things Republicans don't understand.

Let's go backwards, Charlie, since you've always struck me as that way.

O = Object. It's a thing. A physical thing.F = Flying. It's up in the air.U = Unidentified. We don't know what it is.

Not a flying saucer. If it was that, it wouldn't be unidentified.

Lord love a duck.

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Daniel_Oriordan's avatar

I saw a mashup of Rudy and Nosferatu the other day. Nosferudi. Looked like just another day at the Four Seasons.

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Daniel_Oriordan's avatar

I remember that episode of Star Trek.

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Daniel_Oriordan's avatar

People will make fun of her, because they like to ridicule intelligence. She's just trying to make herself out to be better than them, so she gets dragged down to their level with "humor".

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From Scranton With Love's avatar

Really???!!! Ahem, oh, that's terrible.

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Adam Lily's avatar

"We are a failed people. This is how life is now."

Can confirm from the cesspool of my own non-functioning soul.

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Cletus Safari backs Ukraine's avatar

Which, given the size of the Universe, is a perfectly silly concept. It would be easier simply to go around Earth, or even around its solar system.

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Amy!'s avatar

Wait a minute. If every accusation is a confession, is this a confession of their plan to justify the 2024 coup attempt? "But aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaliens! Inna Whyyyyyyyy House! This is Srs Binness!"

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Skippy Cavanaugh's avatar

It’s a joke from Hitchhikers Guide😂

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