Wait Taylor Smith has never heard of Charlie Kirk? How is that even fair. I mean she's a billionaire, one of the nicest billionaires on the planet, hugely talented, and to top off her good fortune she's never heard of Charlie Kirk.
I would have settled for never havig heard of Charlie Kirk.
Taylor Kelce...what, no Travis Swift joke? Because that makes AT LEAST as much sense. Of course, there's better than even odds that by the time of the nuptials, these Chuds will have pissed off Travis Kelce enough to convince him to do just that, just to make them cry.
Translation: he still faps to her and thinks he has a shot.
What a little, little man
Also, having kids made me MORE liberal. Hell, youngest, who is quite progressive, raises very good points daily. Maybe because I actually love my children and want them to live in a just, clean, good world, and not because I think of them as a commodity?
Remember when they all convinced themselves Taylor was an Aryan Goddess and secret Nazi sex kitten? I'm starting to think they're never gonna get over that disappointment.
Rememmber how, back in the Hippie days there was this saying going 'round "Don't trust anyone over 30." Charlie Kirk is 31. He's no longer trustworthy.
I married a cis straight white Christian dude- am still happily, queerly & Jewishly married to him, in fact- and somehow I am not only more leftist than ever, so is he. (His favourite movements are workers' rights and anti-racism! But he's also a fan of wearing matching "FREE DAD|MUM HUGS" shirts to Pride with me because families that abandon their kids for any reason at any age are going to Hell in his book. This from a dude who was not super interested in politics previously.)
What I'm saying, Pinchpout, is that marriage done right makes people both happier and freer to be who they truly are. Maybe that's conservative for some. But for some of us it's definitely not.
Whatever Swift and Kelce decide about having kids, they can certainly afford to have as many as they want. If Charlie Kirk had a humane bone in his body (he doesn't) he wouldn't try to use this couple's engagement to shill for people WITHOUT large amounts of do-re-mi to marry young and breed like the Gilbreths in CHEAPER BY THE DOZEN. (Both Frank and Lillian Gilbreth were high-powered people, industrial engineers and successful, anyway. They also could afford food, education, and help, and theirs was a very different time.)
In this time and place?
Classic Nazi ideology is back. Men to be warriors, women to breed more warriors.
In this time and place, the likes of Kirk and J.D. Vance don't just want (white) people to marry and have kids. They combine that with hard-edged opposition to financial help with child care, medicine, education, and everything else most people reckon essential to raising a family when you don't have millions.
Kirk, Vance and similar ghouls want multitudes more (white) kids in their country, but they also want them and their mothers (both parents, but especially the mother) trapped in poverty and ignorance. When you're poor and ignorant (as well as stinking rich and getting endless tax breaks) you're more likely to vote Republican. But of course, the poor and ignorant are more numerous and their votes swing more weight come election time. KEEP 'EM IGNORANT!
Your name can remain the same, but your title is Mrs whoever-you- marry. Most people do not know this. I took back my maiden name when my alcoholic ex and I were divorced, ( no kids and sure didn't want to keep his name! ) and now I've been married for 33 years to a wonderful, fantastic husband who is not threatened by my having a name of my own. But I am Mrs Wonderful Fantastic Husband!
I changed mine because I though his name would be easier to say and spell than mine.
It turned out that Slavic names longer than 8 letters are all equally hard for the general public, and their kids.
I once was listening to the local news and someone who was new to the area was talking about a drunk driving accident starring a Mr. Male Skis. She pronounced it that way and closed captioning showed it that way. Then I caught on that it was the Polish name, Maleski.
Ta, Evan. Were it not for Wonkette and you, it's likely I'd never have heard of Charlie Kirk. Of course, Kirk means church. I am happily child free, and so is my beloved husband. I was already a senior citizen when we married, and it's the best thing I've ever done. We have two cats and two dogs, and we love our life. We're retiring in 2026 at the end of the school year. Kirk of the broken face could not bring a woman to orgasm if his life depended on it, I guarandamntee you.
Charlie reminds me of my ignominious teenaged years when I was obsessed with Don Johnson, and committed to dragging every female he was rumored to be cavorting with at the moment. Sad. But at least I grew out of it.
Wait Taylor Smith has never heard of Charlie Kirk? How is that even fair. I mean she's a billionaire, one of the nicest billionaires on the planet, hugely talented, and to top off her good fortune she's never heard of Charlie Kirk.
I would have settled for never havig heard of Charlie Kirk.
Taylor Kelce...what, no Travis Swift joke? Because that makes AT LEAST as much sense. Of course, there's better than even odds that by the time of the nuptials, these Chuds will have pissed off Travis Kelce enough to convince him to do just that, just to make them cry.
An ugly human being
He is a dipshit, skipping thru life. Who the fuck is he to advise anyone?
Translation: he still faps to her and thinks he has a shot.
What a little, little man
Also, having kids made me MORE liberal. Hell, youngest, who is quite progressive, raises very good points daily. Maybe because I actually love my children and want them to live in a just, clean, good world, and not because I think of them as a commodity?
Remember when they all convinced themselves Taylor was an Aryan Goddess and secret Nazi sex kitten? I'm starting to think they're never gonna get over that disappointment.
Xtiainity is all about children-as-commodities, because they're potential future tithers
"I think that Taylor Swift having two or three children — she should have more children than she has houses."
I think you should have more face than head, Charlie, but that ain't never happenin', so what are we gonna do, here?
Rememmber how, back in the Hippie days there was this saying going 'round "Don't trust anyone over 30." Charlie Kirk is 31. He's no longer trustworthy.
He never was trustworthy, so there's that.
I married a cis straight white Christian dude- am still happily, queerly & Jewishly married to him, in fact- and somehow I am not only more leftist than ever, so is he. (His favourite movements are workers' rights and anti-racism! But he's also a fan of wearing matching "FREE DAD|MUM HUGS" shirts to Pride with me because families that abandon their kids for any reason at any age are going to Hell in his book. This from a dude who was not super interested in politics previously.)
What I'm saying, Pinchpout, is that marriage done right makes people both happier and freer to be who they truly are. Maybe that's conservative for some. But for some of us it's definitely not.
Oooooohhh, boy.
Whatever Swift and Kelce decide about having kids, they can certainly afford to have as many as they want. If Charlie Kirk had a humane bone in his body (he doesn't) he wouldn't try to use this couple's engagement to shill for people WITHOUT large amounts of do-re-mi to marry young and breed like the Gilbreths in CHEAPER BY THE DOZEN. (Both Frank and Lillian Gilbreth were high-powered people, industrial engineers and successful, anyway. They also could afford food, education, and help, and theirs was a very different time.)
In this time and place?
Classic Nazi ideology is back. Men to be warriors, women to breed more warriors.
In this time and place, the likes of Kirk and J.D. Vance don't just want (white) people to marry and have kids. They combine that with hard-edged opposition to financial help with child care, medicine, education, and everything else most people reckon essential to raising a family when you don't have millions.
Kirk, Vance and similar ghouls want multitudes more (white) kids in their country, but they also want them and their mothers (both parents, but especially the mother) trapped in poverty and ignorance. When you're poor and ignorant (as well as stinking rich and getting endless tax breaks) you're more likely to vote Republican. But of course, the poor and ignorant are more numerous and their votes swing more weight come election time. KEEP 'EM IGNORANT!
Your name can remain the same, but your title is Mrs whoever-you- marry. Most people do not know this. I took back my maiden name when my alcoholic ex and I were divorced, ( no kids and sure didn't want to keep his name! ) and now I've been married for 33 years to a wonderful, fantastic husband who is not threatened by my having a name of my own. But I am Mrs Wonderful Fantastic Husband!
I'm married and my title is Ms. I did take his last name because it was better than my maiden, but Ms. Is fine with me
Think we get to pick that.
I changed mine because I though his name would be easier to say and spell than mine.
It turned out that Slavic names longer than 8 letters are all equally hard for the general public, and their kids.
I once was listening to the local news and someone who was new to the area was talking about a drunk driving accident starring a Mr. Male Skis. She pronounced it that way and closed captioning showed it that way. Then I caught on that it was the Polish name, Maleski.
OMFSM Evan Hurst! Beautiful writing all around! I have enjoyed the best laugh I've had all week!
Why does anyone care what Taylor Swift does? Leave her alone to live her life.
Ta, Evan. Were it not for Wonkette and you, it's likely I'd never have heard of Charlie Kirk. Of course, Kirk means church. I am happily child free, and so is my beloved husband. I was already a senior citizen when we married, and it's the best thing I've ever done. We have two cats and two dogs, and we love our life. We're retiring in 2026 at the end of the school year. Kirk of the broken face could not bring a woman to orgasm if his life depended on it, I guarandamntee you.
I hope Ms Swift and Mr Kelce refuse to invite anyone who attended Bezo's wedding and specifically send Kirk an invite for the wrong date and place.
So THIRSTY, Charlie. Such a sad, weak, beta cuck.
Charlie reminds me of my ignominious teenaged years when I was obsessed with Don Johnson, and committed to dragging every female he was rumored to be cavorting with at the moment. Sad. But at least I grew out of it.
Hay, Lynn. Don Johnson was secretly in love with you the whole time. So, there’s that.
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The interesting thing about Taylor + Travis is Trump is all over the Epstein Files.
Also, sorry Charlie, nobody gives a fuck what you think, you feckless pedo protector.
“Little urinal cake.” Priceless! 🤣✊🇺🇸😎
I loved it too, and I am stealing it. Because you, Charlie, are worth any effort I must expend to ensure that your humiliation continues unabated.