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Khavrinen's avatar

"Vice President Kamala Harris talking about how she came out of an educational system that encouraged her to learn how to think and learn for herself"

"She gives these speeches, and it just has this aura of totalitarianism."

If I'm reading this correctly, Charlie Kirk's take on it is that "learning and thinking for yourself" = "totalitarianism".

I know that Inigo Montoya quote is WAAYYY overused on these here In-tar-webs, but sometimes you just can't help thinking "that word doesn't mean what you think it means."

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Darrell Leland's avatar

Isn't saying this kind of thing a good way to get a very unfriendly visit from the Secret Service? Now there's some hidden camera footage I'd pay to watch: Charlie Macho man Kirk blubbering for mommy as the Secret Service has a nice little chat with him.

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AboveTheGrayFog's avatar

"These people are not lunatics, they are Americans!"

"What's the difference?"

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Revenant's avatar

After years of sober reflection and prayer, I believe I may have finally solved the mystery of why RWNJs always indicate quite accurately what they themselves are doing when they hurl their insults and baseless allegations at Democrats, or, in short, the principal behind IOKYAR. It is just like some of the more florid serial killers, Jack the Ripper and the Zodiac killer (aka Ted Cruz), par example. Acting out their twisted fantasies is just not enough, somehow, They need to flaunt their monstrous deeds before the world, it makes them feel both powerful ("get a load of what I can get away with!") and secure, because they never get caught and punished. They NEED to taunt us almost as much as they need to commit their vile acts.

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Mike's avatar

Apparently when Charlie's parents put his head in a bench vise to keep him quite during his naps, this changed his hair line to a diagonal squiggle. I always thought he was wearing bangs, but no, his hairline follows the contours of his misshapen head. Well at least he found work with all the Freak Shows closed now.

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BlueSpot's avatar

Zippy the Pinhead libeled.

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tim gueguen's avatar

That picture at the top of the article is libel. Libel I tell you!

Against Meatwad. Sure, he was dumb, but he never seemed mean. Master Shake is the guy who belongs up there, a mean asshole who babbles nonsense because he has an empty head.

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Lady MS's avatar

Wouldn’t it be more on point if Kirk & his tribe of macho misfits called Veep ‘Kamo’?

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Daniel O'Riordan's avatar

No, they're all big fans of camo.

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Revenant's avatar

'cause they just loove to play Army Man, as we used to say when we were seven years old.

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Mike's avatar

pew! pew! pew! I'm outta of ammo give me a mag, the Antifa are attacking again!

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Megan Macomber's avatar

Also too, watch Donald Trump's tiny shifty eyes with the sound off, and then Mister Shake. Tell me which one is a clone.

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Notreelyhelping's avatar

“And with this plan, we can achieve total world domination!”

“It’s brilliant, sir.”

“What is?”

“Your plan.”

“What plan?”

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Gammarae's avatar

"If you show me Ukraine on a map". I die.

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Lionel “8647” Hutz's avatar

I'm so confused. I thought Charlie Kirk and his minions wanted to hang vice presidents and celebrated Presidents suffering from dementia so badly due to their tertiary syphilis that they can't even say "United States" without slurring it like a wino on a Sterno bender.

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El Duderino's avatar

I probably would not eat at a Taco Bell inside a gas station

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Helena Handbag's avatar

How much worse could it be?

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Phried Ω's avatar

They could sell sushi.

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BlueSpot's avatar

Canned clams.

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Pliny the Younger's avatar

Funny how this "bumbling dementia-filled Alzheimer's corrupt tyrant" pantsed Kebbin McCarthy and took his lunch money. Twice.

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Dorothea is a Democrat's avatar

Dementia is a brain disease. You can't be filled with it. Shit is a different story. It is shit and you can definitely be filled with it, as is the case with all MAGAs.

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Gammarae's avatar

oh, then THAT's what kevin is yammering about, impeachment-wise.

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Revenant's avatar

could be, ya know, you might be right about that

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Bagels of Doom's avatar

nvmnd. stochastic terrorism is covered.

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PaulDietzel's avatar

stochastic truth-to-power inflection point writ large.

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Land Shark 🇺🇦 🏳️‍⚧️'s avatar

“I will give you a signed lyric sheet of every song Jason Aldean ever wrote by himself.”

They would totally agree to this.

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