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As I have said elsewhere, I worked with our local school district's homeschooling program. Probably 1% of the families did it for medical reasons. The rest tried and tried and TRIED to get their xtian merde allowed at taxpayers' expense.

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Like that bimbo got college students to do in some idiot university?

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Is Charlie Kirk the one with the weird face or the loopy sister?

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TPUSA spokesperson Andrew Kolvet told the Post that it still intends to go ahead and start an online school with different partners, and that the arrangement with StrongBad had been “nonbinding and nonexclusive.” You just watch, it's going to be AMAZING. Like, probably twice as good as Donald Trump's healthcare plan

And it will be ready in "two weeks"!

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Stinking Billygoat Billyboy! A depressing read though I liked learning Nadsat.

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Damian Creamer? Fuck off- that's never a real name!

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Needs moar pornstache.

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Interesting x13! The goons who come to school board meetings around me just claim to be parents, it is a wingnut media event more than a real policy debate. So they'll keep coming and this will be a colloidal silver lining.

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Kirk is the one with the balloon-shaped head, or tiny face. Shapiro is the one with the loopy sister.

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My neighbors across the street have 15 kids in a 2,500 sq ft house. They home school and keep to themselves. What could go wrong?

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My re-booted New Wave Band has an album concept now! https://uploads.disquscdn.c...

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Damn, I thought that Trump University degree, er certificate, er cardboard cutout, would have counted when applying to get kids into the Charlie Kirk Adult Diaper Academy.

Imagine my disappointment! Really. Imagine it. Because I can't.

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It's almost too easy, right?

Vincent Price as Damian Creamer.

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Snaps to Freedom Learning Group. Charlie et al must have thought a company with FREEDOM!!1! right there in the name, AND run by military types, would be *all over* producing Christofascist propaganda for kiddies. Instead they turned down a large contract and told him to go fuck himself. He accidentally stumbled across what must be one of the only "Freedom" branded companies in the country that *isn't* a rabid follower of TFG.

And Strong Minds can start looking for suppliers of salted rat dicks, they're gonna need to be eating a lot of them.

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And the dry-vaginaed wife.

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