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Gherkins d'Resistance's avatar

<i>affability</i>

I believe it is spelled with an 'e' (at least to teabaggers)

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bobbert's avatar

ISWYDT

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Bourgeois Nerd's avatar

Or that the original Tina Fey parody wasn't actually just a verbatim recitation of the transcript of that Couric interview with a few funny faces thrown in.

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Bourgeois Nerd's avatar

But SNL's The Californians taught me that all Southern Californians are obsessed with describing their routes around town in minute detail with one another. Are you saying SNL steered me wrong?

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PubOption's avatar

GTFO

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Joshua Norton's avatar

<i>But Peggy made a fool of herself calling the election for Romney on Nov. 5. Who’s going to care what she and her ilk have to say next time?</i>

Goodness me. Charlotte Allen appears to be a charter member of the Algonquin Bitch Table.

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Joshua Norton's avatar

She may be onto something here. Palin is a perfect beard for the "macho" wingnuts and their political man-crushes.

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Mahousu's avatar

<i>... at a woman who doesn’t shop at Neiman Marcus</i>

Well, except for the <a href="http:\/\/www.huffingtonpost.com\/2008\/10\/22\/palin-clothes-spending-ha_n_136740.html" target="_blank">time she spend $75,062 of the RNC's money there</a>.

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Joshua Norton's avatar

<i>Katie Couric? A has-been. </i>

Charlotte Allen? A never-was.

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Mahousu's avatar

<i>Sarah Palin is the new Ronald Reagan: [...] unwilling to back down if she’s right.</i>

Help me out here - when <i>was</i> that, exactly?

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Bourgeois Nerd's avatar

“You think I’m joking? Think again.” Bold statement, assuming anyone is capable of higher cognitive thought after reading such a ludicrous, derision-worthy statement.

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Shypixel's avatar

Palin is a hag, GOP voters are neanderthals, people are dumb, the nation is doomed....

Wonkette, are you even trying any more?

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Spurning Beer's avatar

Because LIPSTICK!

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Pierre_de_Fermat's avatar

It's not just a river in Egypt.

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JustPixelz: IV%'er's avatar

The important question is: How does this affect Sarah Palin™?

What's the difference between a pit bull and Sarah Palin™? One is feral beast fueled by irrational aggression. The other is a dog.

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JustPixelz: IV%'er's avatar

Oh Repubicans...

Don't go changing to try and please me I need to know that you will always be The same old someone that I knew I took the good times, I'll take the bad times I love you just the way you are

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