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Would the Albemarle Charlottesville Regional Jail also accept the bag of dicks I'd like to send? I'd enjoy watching Nazi douche nozzle choke on it.

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From the photos, I would say that he is either grossly over or under medicated at the time of the photo.

I can not think of any other plausible explanation.

Personally, I would love to send them some obscenely phallic shaped pastries with a very jauntily worded card.

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That's a good one, too! How about where Arthur Carlson uses cocaine as a foot powder? "I've got a monkey on my foot" 🤣🤣🤣

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That's a good one too. Now that I think about it, I can't remember a bad episode, except maybe the last one, and only because it was the last one.

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No BAD episodes, but some are outstanding!

Les on the Ledge, where Johnny tells Herb that Jennifer had a sex change.

Dirty Pictures, where Herb pretends to be gay.

Hotel Oceanview, where he meets a former schoolmate who had a sex change.

Hold-Up, where Del Murdoch gives one of the most amped-up sales pitches ever!

(I have all of them downloaded, & frequently revisit them 😇😇😇)

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"Borden....will be sentenced, along with a bunch of other Nazi dicks, in October."

Ocfuckingtober? Maybe that's to give everyone time to forget, so no one notices the "90 days suspended + Community Service" he finally gets...

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They had a SUPERB cast. There was never a single wrong note. Gary Sandy managed to play a macho guy without veering into toxic masculinity and occasionally showing his sensitive side, which is amazing when I look back on it. And, of course, the always stunning Loni Anderson who stole every scene she was in and made it even funnier.

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Like Pharmabro, but with an even bigger hot load of Smugma. Oh, and way fucking dumber.

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I confess, I started watching because of Loni. Over the years, my affections turned towards Jan Smithers. & yes, it was an excellent ensemble cast. Gordon Jump was bumbling personified.

In many ways, comparable to The Dick van Dyke Show, Cheers, & Barney Miller 😉😉😉

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I don't wish prison rape on him, but I do hope he is finally able to find the true intimacy that he craved before incarceration.

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Now HE'S a good sport!

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Also Mary Tyler Moore.

I confess to a secret liking for Johnny, not because I am attracted to Bad Boys, but because he was so honest and unapologetic about his alternative lifestyle. I admire that trait.

I liked Samantha's character in "Sex and the City" for the same reason - she was honestly and unapologetically promiscuous and she loved her life and didn't care what anyone else thought about her. The other three women were always playing games and pretending to be things they weren't, particularly with men, and I found them unattractive.

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Was Ramos undercover?

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Oh, yeah ... MTM! Never got into Sex in the City, but loved Kim Cattral in Mannequin 😎😎😎

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Good point. Fully agree.

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So, nazis bussed themselves from Ohio and North Carolina to invade Charlottesville, because Charlottesville DARED to move a statue of Lee from the center of town to a rural park? But those nazis can't be tried in said city, because the legal residents are biased against invading, murderous nazis?

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