Rep. Michael Grimm (R-Naturally), a self-described "moral man, a man of integrity" -- who likes to threaten to throw journalists off balconies and break them in half, but in a moral way, we guess -- is expected to plead guilty to about eleventy hundred charges of tax evasion on Tuesday. (Or, OK, at least one charge, though he was indicted on 20 different counts of doing naughty illegal stuff.) [contextly_sidebar id="rTA7p8mJD2AQzEcl7goN6vLVAeAQLDaj"]
This is the genius who, after Gaby Giffords was shot, suggested that congressmen should consider carrying guns. (Boehner called it &quot;an excellent idea.&quot;) I suppose we&#039;re lucky he wasn&#039;t packing when he threatened to throw that reporter off the Capitol balcony.
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Long form residency permit or GTFO.
Where is Alfreda Bikowsky (ALLEGEDLY) when you need her?
I see a future for Mr. Grimm as a human resource director at Walmart.
&quot;Not prison, please! I don&#039;t want to be known as the Staten Island water conveyance!&quot;
This much crazyface at 9:30AM should come with a warning. But what the hell, a dozen autoplay videos, some crazyface, who cares, amirite?
Rumors of his actually serving time are an obvious fairy tale.
I hope the illegal immigrants staffing his health food restaurants came from countries with universal health care coverage.
He takes bribes just like a felon, yes he does He makes laws just like a felon, yes he does And he&#039;ll jailwait just like a felon, But then he&#039;ll break you just like a little boy.
- B. Dylan
<em>doing some sex to a lady in a bar bathroom, not that there&rsquo;s anything wrong with that.</em>
Isn&#039;t this how Trix ended up with a little pixel in the oven?
I congratulate Grimm on maintaining a communications method that even my 80+ year old stepdad abandoned some years ago.
Staten Island is closer to NJ than to the rest of NYC.
Joisey living, with NYC taxes. The best of both worlds.
That&#039;s what he looks like! Thank you - I&#039;ve been trying to figure out what he reminds me of. It&#039;s the headwaiter who seats you by the swing doors into the kitchen.
It&#039;s like Date-rape face and crazy-face had a love child