14 Comments
User's avatar
π”…π”’π”’π”©π”·π”’π”Ÿπ”²π”Ÿπ”Ÿπ”ž's avatar

This is the genius who, after Gaby Giffords was shot, suggested that congressmen should consider carrying guns. (Boehner called it "an excellent idea.") I suppose we're lucky he wasn't packing when he threatened to throw that reporter off the Capitol balcony.

Msgr MΞ©ment classic β˜‘οΈ's avatar

<i>All uses of “allegedly” in the preceding sentence brought to you by Wonkette’s in-house legal counsel, an incontinent parrot we rescued before the homeless guy out in the alley could eat him.</i>

Long form residency permit or GTFO.

Msgr MΞ©ment classic β˜‘οΈ's avatar

Where is Alfreda Bikowsky (ALLEGEDLY) when you need her?

Monsieur_Grumpe's avatar

I see a future for Mr. Grimm as a human resource director at Walmart.

schmannity's avatar

"Not prison, please! I don't want to be known as the Staten Island water conveyance!"

Comrade Wingtardd's avatar

This much crazyface at 9:30AM should come with a warning. But what the hell, a dozen autoplay videos, some crazyface, who cares, amirite?

The Quirk's avatar

Rumors of his actually serving time are an obvious fairy tale.

PsycWench's avatar

I hope the illegal immigrants staffing his health food restaurants came from countries with universal health care coverage.

Olav_Pompatus's avatar

He takes bribes just like a felon, yes he does He makes laws just like a felon, yes he does And he'll jailwait just like a felon, But then he'll break you just like a little boy.

- B. Dylan

Spotts1701, Taking Bible Guns's avatar

<em>doing some sex to a lady in a bar bathroom, not that there’s anything wrong with that.</em>

Isn't this how Trix ended up with a little pixel in the oven?

PsycWench's avatar

I congratulate Grimm on maintaining a communications method that even my 80+ year old stepdad abandoned some years ago.

π”…π”’π”’π”©π”·π”’π”Ÿπ”²π”Ÿπ”Ÿπ”ž's avatar

Staten Island is closer to NJ than to the rest of NYC.

Joisey living, with NYC taxes. The best of both worlds.

Good_Gawd_Yall - Unperson's avatar

That's what he looks like! Thank you - I've been trying to figure out what he reminds me of. It's the headwaiter who seats you by the swing doors into the kitchen.

Comrade Wingtardd's avatar

It's like Date-rape face and crazy-face had a love child