Bullshit. Tell that to my friend Jerry's widow. Jerry was fighting pancreatic cancer and was on the waiting list for an mRNA vaccine treatment that Killer Kennedy terminated...
I love it when they card me at the Denver Public Library.
I always 'make a mistake' and give them my ACLU membership card first. The librarian laughs and hands it back and I then hand over the real, scuffed and beaten up library card.
In the past I had always hoped this would lead to them accepting my invite to get some coffee. But they always laughed again and told me to get lost because they were busy.
AWWWWWWW! LIbararians! The stiff......ooops....I mean the STUFF of many dreams!
They card you at the library in Denver?? Or do you mean to check out book?
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My favorite (and only) librarian story is from my youth: I was hungering for something diverting to read, had haunted the stacks and came up empty. So I asked a librarian if she could recommend some good trash. She primly replied "We don't like to call it 'trash'. We prefer to call it 'books people like to read'". I can't recall what she recommended.
When I was 24 I had a crush on the librarian who worked at the library just a block from where I was living. I was too shy back then to ask for a date.
OT: Pre-schooler lies to teacher about breaking car window in parking lot, says he never did it, it isn't broken and his friends are supposed to fix it:
U.S. mission to reopen Strait of Hormuz will be temporary, Hegseth says
The defense secretary said that the ceasefire holds despite Iranian attacks on U.S. forces and that the United States would call on allies to take over the mission to reopen the waterway.
WaPo... no link cause fuck Bezos
Also: hee hee hee... they called him 'defense' secretary
Todd Blanche seems a haunted man – like he knows he is selling his soul and integrity for 30 pieces of Trumpshit but he just can't help himself. Ambition is a potent drug.
We were in Dulles, waiting for my Sister to arrive late on Christmas Eve. It was quiet in there to say the least. On the PA we heard *exaggerated bored sigh*…*another exaggerated sigh*…”Last cawl for alkyhol”.
When I was in high school, a friend and I would sometimes get high, go to arrival gates at Logan Airport and pretend that we had just arrived from England or France or somewhere, talking in loud voices with what we thought were English or French accents.
It was great fun (we must have looked ridiculous).
The Attorney General Pro Tem obviously would like us all to have bar codes assigned at birth and tattooed onto our forearms.
Revelation 13:16-17
16 And he causeth all, both small and great, rich and poor, free and bond, to receive a mark in their right hand, or in their foreheads:
17 And that no man might buy or sell, save he that had the mark, or the name of the beast, or the number of his name.
Note that the mark is on the "Right"
Didn’t the fundies have a cow about this very thing years ago?
Something about "the mark of The Beast".
I can see Blanche constantly flashing his White House Staff ID on a lanyard just to put the peasants in their places.
Makary: "To suggest we want cancer patients to die is a little offensive"
https://bsky.app/profile/atrupar.com/post/3ml4h6h6vff2n
Bullshit. Tell that to my friend Jerry's widow. Jerry was fighting pancreatic cancer and was on the waiting list for an mRNA vaccine treatment that Killer Kennedy terminated...
OT: Infowars.com is 'Offline' and the spring ephemerals are beginning to bloom.
'Every restaurant I’ve ever been to, I have shown my ID before I’ve done anything else."
Loogshury! When I go to my local Salvadoran restaurant, I get cavity searched.
...𝑚𝘰𝑠𝘵 𝘱𝑒𝘰𝑝𝘭𝑒 𝑠𝘢𝑦 𝑡𝘩𝑒𝘺 𝘥𝑜𝘯’𝘵 𝘭𝑖𝘤𝑘 𝑡𝘩𝑒 𝑔𝘳𝑒𝘢𝑠𝘦 𝘵𝑟𝘢𝑝𝘴 𝘪𝑛 𝑡𝘩𝑒𝘪𝑟 𝑠𝘵𝑜𝘷𝑒
Ewww !!
This is a original way to catch D..B Cooper.
There is madness to their method.
Bingo! I mean you get just a little bit of snot on your finger and the damn print reader can't read it!
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/iRzwNnWDG6o
I like this channel. It makes a lot of sense if you want to understand the psychology and neurology of the Right.
I get Lucas Bean on Facebook. Thanks, liberal algorithm.
There's a name for that
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Crab_mentality
TOO damned brutally accurate.
I love it when they card me at the Denver Public Library.
I always 'make a mistake' and give them my ACLU membership card first. The librarian laughs and hands it back and I then hand over the real, scuffed and beaten up library card.
In the past I had always hoped this would lead to them accepting my invite to get some coffee. But they always laughed again and told me to get lost because they were busy.
AWWWWWWW! LIbararians! The stiff......ooops....I mean the STUFF of many dreams!
They card you at the library in Denver?? Or do you mean to check out book?
.
My favorite (and only) librarian story is from my youth: I was hungering for something diverting to read, had haunted the stacks and came up empty. So I asked a librarian if she could recommend some good trash. She primly replied "We don't like to call it 'trash'. We prefer to call it 'books people like to read'". I can't recall what she recommended.
I once had a romantic interlude with a librarian. It was in the late '70s and I still have fond memories.
When I was 24 I had a crush on the librarian who worked at the library just a block from where I was living. I was too shy back then to ask for a date.
I married a librarian. It was a novel experience!
For reasons that I can't relate it was a failed relationship.
The person I eventually married studied library stuff. That was good enough.
Was it upstairs in the back section where the Classics are that no one ever goes to?
Going upstairs in the back section sounds a bit naughty.
OT: Pre-schooler lies to teacher about breaking car window in parking lot, says he never did it, it isn't broken and his friends are supposed to fix it:
U.S. mission to reopen Strait of Hormuz will be temporary, Hegseth says
The defense secretary said that the ceasefire holds despite Iranian attacks on U.S. forces and that the United States would call on allies to take over the mission to reopen the waterway.
WaPo... no link cause fuck Bezos
Also: hee hee hee... they called him 'defense' secretary
Todd Blanche seems a haunted man – like he knows he is selling his soul and integrity for 30 pieces of Trumpshit but he just can't help himself. Ambition is a potent drug.
He went from a federal prosecutor in the Southern District of New York, working along side to Alvin Bragg to...this.
These fools keep blowing up their careers for the Felon.
Polterscheiss
Maybe a DNA match at the hostess stand.
Sort of off OT.
We used to go to malls or airports, and as to sort of "culture jam" (it was more for own amusement).
Looking frantic one would say "my 4 year old brother wondered off... page him please. I beg you"
"Rick Sassol come to courtesy. Rick Sassol come to courtesy"
We were in Dulles, waiting for my Sister to arrive late on Christmas Eve. It was quiet in there to say the least. On the PA we heard *exaggerated bored sigh*…*another exaggerated sigh*…”Last cawl for alkyhol”.
When I was in high school, a friend and I would sometimes get high, go to arrival gates at Logan Airport and pretend that we had just arrived from England or France or somewhere, talking in loud voices with what we thought were English or French accents.
It was great fun (we must have looked ridiculous).
In the 70's I'd carry a trimline corded phone handpiece (sans cord) in my car and pretend to talk to people, I sure got a lot of attention!
Of course we were always stoned. You had to be. Especially when you throw Mr. Bubble in fountains.
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA
With a pencil moustache and a different hairstyle, Blanche is starting to look like Dillinger
Todd looks a little anxious. Maybe he should take in a movie.
Manhattan Melodrama is playing at The Biograph. Interestingly, the Lady in Red, actually, orange skirt, flipped on Dillionger to avoid deportation.
Dillinger was a helluva lot more up front about his crimes.
More competent also as well too.
Exponentially so.
The crooks that could shoot straight.
Minus the huge dick though.
The Iranians are going to be merciless as trump TACO's on his war getting zero-point-shit in his "deal" and attempts to claim victory.
They'll humiliate him/America at every opportunity.
Good. Let it be a lesson to all Americans. We’re not that special get over it! A nation populated with jingoistic morons.
Our Special Military Operation lasted only three days!