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“Ted Kaczynski liked chocolate. Do you?"

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They will both ride and smoke Camels?

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Once upon a time, "Institute" meant something admirable.

I think these Very Concerned Folk truncated "Institution" at some point, and unfortunately it stuck.

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Did you introduce them to the parallel evils of burial?

I believe that <em>not only</em> Hitler, <em>but also</em> Stalin buried people. Mao and Pol Pot too.

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Predictive reasoning is not their strong suit. In fact, they have a void.

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Wow. I did not sass towel day.

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Whoa! Slow clap.

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Hitler believed in highways. Do you?

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remember earlier when i said:

<i>so today i think i'm just going to go with posting:

god we are stupid.</i>

so, yeah.

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There's simply no other way to look at it.

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Awww, and there's no whip cream cuz you remembered I'm getting ready for speedo season. MWAH.

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Well, it is a day, so yeah.

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Mitt too. But they said "still believe" so those flip-floppers have an escape hatch.

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See, I <em><a href="http:\/\/wonkette.com\/471540\/important-vanity-fair-barack-obama-nerd-love-update-young-obama-wore-brut#IDComment352779647" target="_blank">told</a></em> you we'd reverse-Poe's-lawed the right.

Once again they deploy "You know who <em>else</em> did xyz" as if it wasn't pure snark.

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But that would make the winters in Minnesota much warmer!

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