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ElderlyLoudCatWomyn's avatar

These asswipes can't go online as themselves because they'd have 1.5 followers. Themself and mom. Mom's only a half because she never reads any posts.

Monsieur Grumpe's avatar

He is SO punchable.

Ron's avatar

Oh Marcie, you killed me with: That kid looks miserable, like the only thing he is preparing for is to fill his pockets with stones and walk into the sea.

Lots of other Amazing and Awesome zingers in this Incredible post too!!

Satanic Pancake's avatar

Are there any online Black MAGAts who aren't pasty Whites?

Viole Falusche's avatar

De-Nazification. Thousands of _appropriate sentences_ after fair trials.

It's the only way.

VwllssWndr's avatar

This guy is a hype man for the biggest white supremacist losers in history.

John_atx's avatar

Back in the day (pre-1980s) there was a manufacturer of hand tools named Garrett Wade (presumably no relation.) They used to be good quality. Nowadays, they have had a marked decline in quality. You can still find used ones around.

GlazedHaim's avatar

I don’t know how to post images, otherwise I would post a zoomed in pic of the chinless Abe Lincoln standing in the background of the MAGA ball (even their events are weirdly neutered).

Menotsure's avatar

If you'd like all of your calls identified as possible scams then a Trump phone is just what you need.

PaulDietzel's avatar

I read somewhere yesterday that he's 27.

Vic's avatar

- and "married" to some Hillsdale College alumna. Fail and fail.

ElderlyLoudCatWomyn's avatar

Presumably daddy's money purchased the wife,

Donald Laporte's avatar

When did Mathew Broderick turn into a Trumper dick head?

VwllssWndr's avatar

Life moves pretty fast.

Demodocus's avatar

Nah, Matthew's got grey hair nowadays. He's in his 60s.

Gammarae's avatar

junior is just spoilin' for a beatdown from pops in that outfit. those who do not remember history...

Dorothea is a Democrat's avatar

He looks like Gym Jordan.

Pig Bodine's avatar

Forget the brown paper bag, this guy could ace the Ziploc freezer bag test.

Trux Mint In Box's avatar

I can’t believe Garrett took time away from his being dead sexy schedule to do all this.

Enter Ranting's avatar

Real "how do you do, fellow kids" energy there, Garrett.

Dave's Not Here's avatar

The Hatch Act has died of loneliness.