Get out your Post-Tragedy Bingo Cards, kids -- the Family Research Council (motto: "All research vetted by our opinion") has found a couple of additional suspects in last weekend's killing spree in Isla Vista, California. While crazy feminists think that maybe the killings might have something to do with Elliot Rodger's open declaration of hatred for women who didn't give him the sex he so richly deserved, the FRC wants nothing to do with such facile explanations, which make no sense at all since women actually do owe men sex,
Jeeeezus ... I cannot read beyond page 1 without a stiff drink or three. Every discredited lump of GOP bullshit still gets cheers and applause from the echo chamber inmates. Pray to FSM that the general public is not nearly as dumbfuck stupid as this crowd.
Obama became president on Jan. 20th, 2009. All the mass shootings for the last 5 years came after Jan. 20th, 2009. That can't be a coincidence.
I'm gonna be perfectly frank. Would ya like to know what kinda conversation goes On while they're loafin' around that Hall? They're tryin' out Bevo, tryin' out cubebs, Tryin' out Tailor Mades like Cigarette Fiends! And braggin' all about How they're gonna cover up a tell-tale breath with Sen-Sen. One fine night, they leave the pool hall, Headin' for the dance at the Arm'ry! Libertine men and Scarlet women! And Rag-time, shameless music That'll grab your son and your daughter With the arms of a jungle animal instinct! Mass-steria! Friends, the idle brain is the devil's playground!
It&#039;s <i>almost</i> like The FRC realizes that myth-believing fuckwits will buy just about any explanation at all, and can exploit that to turn one group against another!
Yes, Elliot Roger was simply offering a nuanced critique of the &quot;crumbling of the moral foundation of the country&quot; when he slaughtered all those people.
&quot;[I]t&rsquo;s almost like Obamacare, you have a right to healthcare, you have a right to sexual gratification, almost.&rdquo;
Almost? Shit, I knew I should have signed up for the gold plan.
If FEMA = Fundamentalist Escape-proof Mental Asylums, I&#039;m all in.
I blame it on lima beans.
Catholic priests?
What part of &quot;in the pipe&quot; did you not get?
I do hope they bring back the Chair Whisperer in 2016. He was so inspiring the last time around.
Nope, according to the GOP Leadership Conference, happening this week, the Featured Buffoon is gonna be the scions of the Dynasty of Ducks. <a href="http://www.nola.com/politic..." target="_blank">" rel="nofollow noopener" title="http://www.nola.com/politics/index.ssf/2014/05/fo...">http://www.nola.com/politic...
Jeeeezus ... I cannot read beyond page 1 without a stiff drink or three. Every discredited lump of GOP bullshit still gets cheers and applause from the echo chamber inmates. Pray to FSM that the general public is not nearly as dumbfuck stupid as this crowd.
Obama became president on Jan. 20th, 2009. All the mass shootings for the last 5 years came after Jan. 20th, 2009. That can&#039;t be a coincidence.
So ghey marriage causes hurricanes, floods, earthquakes and rampage shootings.
got it...
I&#039;m gonna be perfectly frank. Would ya like to know what kinda conversation goes On while they&#039;re loafin&#039; around that Hall? They&#039;re tryin&#039; out Bevo, tryin&#039; out cubebs, Tryin&#039; out Tailor Mades like Cigarette Fiends! And braggin&#039; all about How they&#039;re gonna cover up a tell-tale breath with Sen-Sen. One fine night, they leave the pool hall, Headin&#039; for the dance at the Arm&#039;ry! Libertine men and Scarlet women! And Rag-time, shameless music That&#039;ll grab your son and your daughter With the arms of a jungle animal instinct! Mass-steria! Friends, the idle brain is the devil&#039;s playground!
Ken f*cking Blackwell? I thought he had crawled under a rock and died. Jeebus that&#039;s a name I was hoping never to hear again.
Me?
Jellybean-studded Reagan Massager&trade;
It&#039;s <i>almost</i> like The FRC realizes that myth-believing fuckwits will buy just about any explanation at all, and can exploit that to turn one group against another!
Almost!
Yes, Elliot Roger was simply offering a nuanced critique of the &quot;crumbling of the moral foundation of the country&quot; when he slaughtered all those people.
Fuck you, Tony