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Vienna Woods's avatar

<i>Fortunately, Nickleback has a sense of humor</i>

Duh... Canadian

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Geddy Lee was best man at my cousin's wedding, back in the late '60's. Just saying.

Comrade Wingtardd's avatar

It certainly loves having things "rammed down it's throat"

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Ok, ok. We have lots of great musicians, but it seems that our most notable exports (I'm lookin' at YOU, Celine and Justin!) are whiney self-entitled assholes.

Dashboard Buddha's avatar

OT: Say what you will about Piers Morgan...but that fucker still invited Batshit Crazy Alex Jones (seriously... I see a day when there will be a mental illness called "Alex Jones Syndrome") on his show.

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Christ on a jetski Chet...have you forgotten the whole philosophical basis of American culture? Quantity ALWAYS trumps quality.

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You get Tuesdays Geek Award.

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"I hope 2013 is a good year for her and her vegetables."

Only if Wallnuts winds up in a wheelchair. Too soon? How about winds up in a wheelchair with VOTES?!

bobbert's avatar

I'd represent that.

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Could it be ..... SATAN???

Nah, probably not.

bobbert's avatar

On his fucking head, with any luck.

bobbert's avatar

Fuck no. Congress makes MLP look like Club Bourbaki.

SullivanSt's avatar

Into a vat of boiling acid would also work.

SullivanSt's avatar

I have a few CDs of a minor Bristol (England) band whose work mostly sounds like that Lou Reed track. Flying Saucer Attack.

Also, I can't help but wonder where in your progression Aphex Twin's <a href="http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch\?v=ioN1iQ8KDg4" target="_blank">Ventolin</a> would sit.

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<i>I just can't understand how - if Congress is more popular than the Kardashians - those bitches manage to still rake in the dough.</i>

Same way as Congress: by spreading their legs.

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Was a meth lab involved?