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<i>Fortunately, Nickleback has a sense of humor</i>

Duh... Canadian

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Geddy Lee was best man at my cousin's wedding, back in the late '60's. Just saying.

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It certainly loves having things "rammed down it's throat"

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Ok, ok. We have lots of great musicians, but it seems that our most notable exports (I'm lookin' at YOU, Celine and Justin!) are whiney self-entitled assholes.

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OT: Say what you will about Piers Morgan...but that fucker still invited Batshit Crazy Alex Jones (seriously... I see a day when there will be a mental illness called "Alex Jones Syndrome") on his show.

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Christ on a jetski Chet...have you forgotten the whole philosophical basis of American culture? Quantity ALWAYS trumps quality.

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You get Tuesdays Geek Award.

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"I hope 2013 is a good year for her and her vegetables."

Only if Wallnuts winds up in a wheelchair. Too soon? How about winds up in a wheelchair with VOTES?!

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I'd represent that.

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Could it be ..... SATAN???

Nah, probably not.

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On his fucking head, with any luck.

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Fuck no. Congress makes MLP look like Club Bourbaki.

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Into a vat of boiling acid would also work.

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I have a few CDs of a minor Bristol (England) band whose work mostly sounds like that Lou Reed track. Flying Saucer Attack.

Also, I can't help but wonder where in your progression Aphex Twin's <a href="http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch\?v=ioN1iQ8KDg4" target="_blank">Ventolin</a> would sit.

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<i>I just can't understand how - if Congress is more popular than the Kardashians - those bitches manage to still rake in the dough.</i>

Same way as Congress: by spreading their legs.

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Was a meth lab involved?

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