Waah, everyone hates Congress, just because it is filled with adult babies who have managed to hold 1,237 votes on repealing Obamacare and outlawing abortion, but couldn't manage to find time to reauthorize the Violence Against Women Act, because Eric Cantor hates Native American women (thanks to "Elizabeth Warren," probably). So Public Policy Polling released the results of its head-to-head match-ups of "Congress" vs. things like "head lice" and "Nickelback," and Twitter was very pleased to announce that people love lice and Nickelback more than they love Congress. But we think they are seeing the glass as half-
<i>Fortunately, Nickleback has a sense of humor</i>
Geddy Lee was best man at my cousin&#039;s wedding, back in the late &#039;60&#039;s. Just saying.
It certainly loves having things &quot;rammed down it&#039;s throat&quot;
Ok, ok. We have lots of great musicians, but it seems that our most notable exports (I&#039;m lookin&#039; at YOU, Celine and Justin!) are whiney self-entitled assholes.
OT: Say what you will about Piers Morgan...but that fucker still invited Batshit Crazy Alex Jones (seriously... I see a day when there will be a mental illness called &quot;Alex Jones Syndrome&quot;) on his show.
Christ on a jetski Chet...have you forgotten the whole philosophical basis of American culture? Quantity ALWAYS trumps quality.
You get Tuesdays Geek Award.
&quot;I hope 2013 is a good year for her and her vegetables.&quot;
Only if Wallnuts winds up in a wheelchair. Too soon? How about winds up in a wheelchair with VOTES?!
I&#039;d represent that.
Could it be ..... SATAN???
Nah, probably not.
On his fucking head, with any luck.
Fuck no. Congress makes MLP look like Club Bourbaki.
Into a vat of boiling acid would also work.
I have a few CDs of a minor Bristol (England) band whose work mostly sounds like that Lou Reed track. Flying Saucer Attack.
Also, I can&#039;t help but wonder where in your progression Aphex Twin&#039;s <a href="http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch\?v=ioN1iQ8KDg4" target="_blank">Ventolin</a> would sit.
<i>I just can&#039;t understand how - if Congress is more popular than the Kardashians - those bitches manage to still rake in the dough.</i>
Same way as Congress: by spreading their legs.
Was a meth lab involved?