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Maybe they could all take their wedding or class rings off and throw them in the Potomac River. Then maybe they could feel like they've "done something" and feel better. It would be as epic and heroic as the LOTR, except the bad guy is Trump and no one would care.

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How did this wackjob get to be state party chair? Did no one else want the job?

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Die for trump? I wouldn't piss on him if his heart was on fire.

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Yeah! Yeah! Death for me, too!

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The original

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You should check out our reps in Wyoming. *shudders*

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I keep reading about the "1" Trump electoral legal "victory." Wasn't it a rather hollow win?

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To be technical for a moment, the money doesn't really go into the "court war chest" unless a sucker sends a fuckton of it.

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Revised Quien es mas batshit? (Apologies to the old SNL Quien es mas macho: Fernando Lamas o Ricardo Montalban?) Quien es mas batshit: Michelle Bachmann o Kelli Ward? Es muy deficil decidir, no?

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If I absolutely had to take a piss, I would deliberately whiz the other way.

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May the Farce be with you, I'm sure somebody said a long, long time ago in a galaxy far, far away.

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I'm fine with more Trumpians dying for their cause as long as:

a.) They don't hurt or kill anyone else who is not Trumpian.

b.) They don't win.

But hey, all signs show that if they keep this up, sooner or later there will be Trumpians strapping on bomb vests and blowing themselves up for their lost cause, probably in anticipation of getting 70 virgins in return too.

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Fuck that for a game of soldiers

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She's not already?

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Bigly eloquent. Not.

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