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BlueStateLibel's avatar

Maybe they could all take their wedding or class rings off and throw them in the Potomac River. Then maybe they could feel like they've "done something" and feel better. It would be as epic and heroic as the LOTR, except the bad guy is Trump and no one would care.

Wookie Monster's avatar

How did this wackjob get to be state party chair? Did no one else want the job?

Nick Danger's avatar

Die for trump? I wouldn't piss on him if his heart was on fire.

Nick Danger's avatar

Yeah! Yeah! Death for me, too!

Joshua Crabb's avatar

You should check out our reps in Wyoming. *shudders*

TundraGrifter's avatar

I keep reading about the "1" Trump electoral legal "victory." Wasn't it a rather hollow win?

TundraGrifter's avatar

To be technical for a moment, the money doesn't really go into the "court war chest" unless a sucker sends a fuckton of it.

norcalOG's avatar

Revised Quien es mas batshit? (Apologies to the old SNL Quien es mas macho: Fernando Lamas o Ricardo Montalban?) Quien es mas batshit: Michelle Bachmann o Kelli Ward? Es muy deficil decidir, no?

Mehmeisterjr's avatar

If I absolutely had to take a piss, I would deliberately whiz the other way.

Howlin Wolfe's avatar

May the Farce be with you, I'm sure somebody said a long, long time ago in a galaxy far, far away.

Delu's avatar

I'm fine with more Trumpians dying for their cause as long as:

a.) They don't hurt or kill anyone else who is not Trumpian.

b.) They don't win.

But hey, all signs show that if they keep this up, sooner or later there will be Trumpians strapping on bomb vests and blowing themselves up for their lost cause, probably in anticipation of getting 70 virgins in return too.

@anathema_device@bne.social's avatar

Fuck that for a game of soldiers

Tsewang58's avatar

Bigly eloquent. Not.