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PubOption's avatar

Lower GI check?

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OrdinaryJoe's avatar

^^ Windex.

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Bobo Brazil's avatar

He's also been to Mars, when he was a teenager, using a special teleportation system developed at the 2-year College of the Siskyous, in Weed, CA.

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Bobo Brazil's avatar

They aren't smart enough for the necessary cognition. It has been proven that stupid people are not smart enough to realize they're stupid.

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Parakeetist's avatar

Sciene fiction is a whole lot better when you're not drunk.

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Poly_Ester's avatar

I'll probably be killed for saying this, but its become so obvious. Its not CO2, CHEMTRAILS CAUSE GLOBAL WARMING!!!!!!!!!! It all fits together, Glenn Beck will be so proud of me!

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Lefty Mark's avatar

My old chem(trails) teacher used to joke that the doctors who practiced nuclear medicine would either Helium, Curium or Barium.

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DahBoner's avatar

Orville and Wilber Wright never left vapor trails!!!!!!1!1!http://media.giphy.com/medi...

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DahBoner's avatar

Actually methane from cows contribute more to global warming than Transportation, but try to tell that to a cow!http://media.giphy.com/medi...

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Poly_Ester's avatar

The cows are there as a result if human activity, animal husbandry, so the methane is still anthropogenic.

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DREAMR's avatar

a is for preceding consonants, where as an is for preceding vowels

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14thAngryDemocrat's avatar

My world is a little off kilter here....I have these odd feelings of ...respect(?) for this tea guy. How am i suppose to process this, now??

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YourMom's avatar

Chem trails is where the far, far left and the far, far right find common ground. Not kidding. The ones I know who rant about this are pretty far left.

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YourMom's avatar

And this says it all: After the enthusiastic applause died down, Gosar asked, “Okay, who are science guys here?”

Pacheco shot back, “We don’t need science!”

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Ike Carumba's avatar

Saxo the Grammarian - you are an idiot

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Ike Carumba's avatar

Long-time stoner friends from my hippie days also believe in power spots, weather-altering contrails, spooky flying saucers, hollow earth theory, flat earth theory, illuminati-danger EMF-danger (no cell phones are allowed in their house), vaccination-danger on and on. Don't know how much longer I can hang with these folks. It's so frustrating when semi-smart people prefer paranoid fantasy to reality (especially when there's plenty of real danger to worry about... like the nazi in the White House).

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