Dick Cheney doesn't like to lie. But if his country's security is at stake? Then he'll lie a fat three-year-old with his hand caught in the cookie jar. And with human blister-agent Howard Dean subjecting Republicans to the sort of attacks Saddam Hussein would have launched if he hadn't forgotten where he put his sarin and anthrax stockpiles, Cheney moved his integrity to an undisclosed location and launched one of his biggest whoppers since claiming to have not had intrapersonal relations with John Edwards until the 2004 vice-presidential debate:
Cheney Moves Integrity to Undisclosed Location
Cheney Moves Integrity to Undisclosed…
Cheney Moves Integrity to Undisclosed Location
Dick Cheney doesn't like to lie. But if his country's security is at stake? Then he'll lie a fat three-year-old with his hand caught in the cookie jar. And with human blister-agent Howard Dean subjecting Republicans to the sort of attacks Saddam Hussein would have launched if he hadn't forgotten where he put his sarin and anthrax stockpiles, Cheney moved his integrity to an undisclosed location and launched one of his biggest whoppers since claiming to have not had intrapersonal relations with John Edwards until the 2004 vice-presidential debate: