According to what will surely be an utterly insane Fox News documentary (Dick Cheney: No Retreatis the serious, no-foolin' name), Vice President Gargamel disagreed with Bush's decision to remove his buddy Donald Rumsfeld as Defense Secretary. Because Don was doing such a great job with the war, and oh, also because Don is the only reason Dick has reached his current position of ridiculous power. "I wouldn't be where I am today if it hadn't been for what Don Rumsfeld was willing to do," Cheney told Fox, just in case we'd all forgotten how much we hate Don Rumsfeld. But, uh, we're kinda confused. Because didn't Rummy voluntarily resign?
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According to what will surely be an utterly insane Fox News documentary (Dick Cheney: No Retreatis the serious, no-foolin' name), Vice President Gargamel disagreed with Bush's decision to remove his buddy Donald Rumsfeld as Defense Secretary. Because Don was doing such a great job with the war, and oh, also because Don is the only reason Dick has reached his current position of ridiculous power. "I wouldn't be where I am today if it hadn't been for what Don Rumsfeld was willing to do," Cheney told Fox, just in case we'd all forgotten how much we hate Don Rumsfeld. But, uh, we're kinda confused. Because didn't Rummy voluntarily resign?