Chertoff's Sphincter Tells Chertoff's Gut To Calm Down
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Gruesome biological freak and Minister of Fear Mongering Michael Chertoff has a new message today that contradicts his earlier message this week, about The Terror coming to kill us all because Terror, like the Beach Boys, loves summertime. The confusion, said Chertoff, was due to his talking gut having a different security clearance than his talking internal anal sphincter: Chertoff's gut gets its intelligence from
Chertoff's Sphincter Tells Chertoff's Gut To Calm Down
Chertoff's Sphincter Tells Chertoff's Gut To…
Chertoff's Sphincter Tells Chertoff's Gut To Calm Down
Gruesome biological freak and Minister of Fear Mongering Michael Chertoff has a new message today that contradicts his earlier message this week, about The Terror coming to kill us all because Terror, like the Beach Boys, loves summertime. The confusion, said Chertoff, was due to his talking gut having a different security clearance than his talking internal anal sphincter: Chertoff's gut gets its intelligence from