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Jenny, a lowly Piñata Farmer🪅's avatar

Chicken wings > chicken sex.

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TheOtherHeadlessThompsonGunner's avatar

Well, yeah. Chicken wings are better than sex, full stop.

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H0mer0's avatar

you guys are getting it all wrong. ISIL is Sunni and the land of the magic rugs is Persia which is Shia.

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pussygrabber in chief's avatar

I'm usually nearby. (I also decide important constitutional matters. Scalia has my number.)

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AlanInSF's avatar

Police in the UK also killed 2 civilians. In the three-year period from 2012 through 2014.

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chicken thief's avatar

Liability insurance, in general, does not cover misconduct. That is, if I slip and fall on ice on your sidewalk, your insurance covers. If you or a member of your family deliberately iced your sidewalk, your insurance would not cover my injuries and you'd be liable.

Since there are no criminal charges in this matter (yet) there is no 'misconduct'. If the case settles or the plaintiffs win in civil court, insurance will likely cover.

I think....

On the issue of premiums I agree 100%.

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House0fTheBlueLights's avatar

Bettie was killed "accidentally." But Quintonio had it coming.

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H0mer0's avatar

If I remember our friend Danah's excerpt from her trolling of some blog for cops, she said she wouldn't call the cops because they would probably shoot her pets while letting the perp get away.

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House0fTheBlueLights's avatar

Calling 911 should not be a death sentence.

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H0mer0's avatar

"Where's the love"

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H0mer0's avatar

even if it weren't, I'm sure he wouldn't complain.

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Pugsandcoffee's avatar

Doesn't "Resulting in the discharge of the officer's weapon" just make it all seem fine? It's the gun, you see! It just...went off...in response to adverse stimuli.

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H0mer0's avatar

better since that would make me middle aged.

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nightmoth's avatar

If only!! I wish it were so.

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Grant Saw's avatar

If I had a bat and guns pointed at me, no matter how angry, I would realize it's a bad situation within the first minute. Why couldn't police fire a warning shot, and use a little time?

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