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OT (sorta) I already hate them. The asshole who started that chain stole all of his ideas from the absolutely wonderful Guthrie's of Athens. Zaxbys to Guthrie's is like flank steak to filet. Also, he stole the sauce recipe; that nasty, sorta puke looking (and tasting sauce), used to be a Guthrie's secret recipe and it was delish! And now, Guthrie's is no more and I haz a sad, again.

So please, hate on Zaxbys all you want.

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As a Recovering Catholic I've eaten plenty of Jesus meat thankyouverymuch; ON SUNDAY EVEN you stupid bigot chicken people.

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Don't Tread on Me just stomp all over that other person 'Kay?

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It's frightening.

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Really. I've never understood the appeal. But the cows are kinda cute.

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I think, and always have thought, that Katy Perry is HAWT.(I'm really not a dirty old man...)

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jesus, chicken thief, really?

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I don't do Chick-fil-A because of their anti-gay stance, and I don't do Burger King because they deserted America to save on taxes.

Basically, if you want me to eat shitty fast food, you have to keep all the retrograde political shit out of the mix.

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One opened near me, and I almost went because I'd read about people who travel around the country to attend Chick-fil--A openings like Deadheads, but I never got around to it. Then, I found out they were bigots.

I mean, what's the big deal? They're just fuckin' chicken sandwiches. Every fast food joint in the world has one on their menu.

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I had a friend who worked a customer service job at the Hustler Store. He had people calling him all the time wanting him to slap his dick against the phone receiver.

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The tithe doesn't actually have anything to do with genitalia.

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If they come out as being against the death penalty, I am THROUGH with them!

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Can you imagine? Before you know it, they'll be talking about minority hiring programs and increasing the minimum wage...which is the first step in allowing transgender individuals to use their restrooms. This cannot stand!

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I'm quite comfortable avoiding the crappy food and calories, but librul guilt (esp. sports related)? What would life be without it?

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You must have had the extra tasty one with .0000035% real meat byproduct. All of the ones I have ever had tasted like cardboard smeared with 5 week old KFC fryer fat then dipped in a urinal, served on moldy wonder-bread.

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