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Martha Stewart has a good recipe too.

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I'll pass on the party tray.

And the Christianity.

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Fruitcakes have better shelf life than Chik-Fil-A party trays, that's for sure.

I need to refresh my 2011 fruitcake with cognac this evening . . .

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CFA: blessed lard.

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It's also the French pronunciation of Chambliss.

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Having been present at receptions that heavily featured CFA party trays, I have to say that I am officially a fruitcake. The combination of the actual product with the extended holding time associated with party trays is not a winning combination.

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Dem protest: Carry a sign. Strike.

Wingnut protest: Eat a lard infused sandwich because fags.

Head. Hurts.

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<i>There are so many more people we can think of right off the bat who would not love your party trays! </i>

The Donner Party had better food.

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