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Heyzeus Ahchay's avatar

Robbing the poor to give to the Pope?

Heyzeus Ahchay's avatar

By people who are pissed off that he finally told the truth?

Heyzeus Ahchay's avatar

That top thing looks like Geebus in the throes of auto-erotic asphyxiation.

Maybe's avatar

So "Chick-Fil-A has survived and thrived because they served everyone AND refused to cater to the cancel culture."

Well, the only change is that now they're refusing to cater to a different, more bigoted, cancel culture.

Questionable Whackelpudding's avatar

So, wait. The group that is all upset that Chick-Fil-A apparently capitulated to the demands of a mob have mobbed together to demand that Chick-Fil-A capitulate to them? Makes as much sense as anything else in this damned timeline.

phoenix00's avatar

Not to Republican Jesus.

phoenix00's avatar

Robbing their virginity is still robbery!

Jo Mathie's avatar

I'm actually rather disappointed to hear that The Salvation Army is that bigoted when it comes to homosexuality. I mean I knew that they were Christian, but thought they just did charitable things and sung songs at Christmas. That's the last of my spare change they are getting from my bi-sexual, athiest purse.

Jenibrio Jenificus's avatar

Cave cave cave caveIt is almost as if they work together on a single phrase, eh? Usually stupid. but still

Tsotate's avatar

Firefly was a lot more fun before we knew that Jayne is less of an asshole than Baldwin in real life.

Tsotate's avatar

Considering that the English pronounce "fillet" so that it rhymes with "millet", the name doesn't even make sense there.

chortlingdingo's avatar

Hey, that's where I am!

Mormos's avatar

orgies and tree worship?Finally!

Óðinn's avatar

Plus, nobody thought that Chick-Fil-A wasn't taking people's money. It's what they then did with that money that was the problem.