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JackLinks's avatar

Hemp for Victory 1942!

https://www.youtube.com/wat...

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Jenibrio Jenificus's avatar

Anything to distract from the failing of the administration.

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Meander's avatar

Wait for it..

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Ninja0980's avatar

Republicans like states rights they are trying to keep black and brown people from voting or keeping those queers in place.For everything else though, it's perfectly fine to allow the Federal government to interfere.

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Paniq! At Disqus's avatar

I guess that makes sense. I'm old school, I remember when it was fun to see what was going to be on the blotter.

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Kip TW's avatar

It's a serious problem, guys! Watch the documentary REEFER MADNESS, and consider how many people are injured in tragic piano accidents brought on by reefer-induced "playing faster"!

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Bad Scooter's avatar

Picture it: Massachusetts, November 9 2016. Mr. Scooter woke me with the news that Donald Trump was our president-elect. Moments later he added, “and the state ballot measure passed; we legalized recreational pot.”

“And we’re gonna need it,” I replied, rolling over to snooze for a few more minutes and delay facing the reality that our country just elected an orange man with a hateful policy agenda and questionable sense of morality as our next leader.

As soon as this blizzard/thundersnow bombdiggety cyclone not-a-result-of-global-warming-cause-it’s-cold-out nor’easter storm ends - and the floodwaters recede from the streets of Boston - I will take to those streets in protest of Mr. Sessions!

PS: “party of states rights” MY ASS. fucking fuckers.

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renegade500's avatar

Convicting people (read non old, white people) with felonies for toking is a great way to clear some of the riff raff from the voters polls. If you think like a Republican.

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James 🌹🏡's avatar

Does Mr. Sessions want to arrest Roger Stone and take his Nixon bong away?

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Granny Sprinkle's avatar

Granny will just have to stick to Delta Blues and bathtub gin. https://youtu.be/gxn4P1TjSDM

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susan_g's avatar

The DOJ is opening an investigation into Hillary’s goddamn emails, yet again. --Jezebel

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Truthiness2U's avatar

Those weed loving Libertarians types who voted for Johnson, or stayed home, because they didn't like Hillary...well better smoke it while you can, idiots.

Especially the virulent reddit, 4chan assholes who were so anti-Hillary, but all about weed and the internet. Their unhappiness might be the only slight silver lining I find in all of this.

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shivaskeeper's avatar

Colorado already said, "Meh, no changes coming down. We're doing the way we have been doing it". I'm not sure if that's the answer Sessions wanted, but I think that's basically going ot be the answer he's going to get from all the rest as well.

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Kip TW's avatar

He does have a strong resemblance to Henry Gibson, now that you've said that.

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Kooolest G's avatar

I did get to watch the news in rural central CA right around xmas time and they were definitely very concerned about the streets being overrun with stoned drivers after the 1st. I actually did tell my 80 year old father "I think people might have been smoking pot here in CA even before they just legalized recreational weed" the only thing recreational weed will do in CA is help the tourism industry, all of us stoners who live here have had a prescription since 1997. it's like I always say "if you make this stuff legal it might really catch on"

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