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The religious fervor you see today is largely a result of the baby boomers fearing the grim reaper. The Greatest Generation and Generation X are not nearly as religious.

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Are you saying that Christians are conflating innocence with ignorance, say it ain't so!

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I doubt it, it would seem to me that a 4 year old would he hard pressed to come up with half the descriptions he is using for the "experience", he was probably coached.

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Some people believe that the common depiction of Jesus we have is actually based on the statue of Zeus at Olympia that was one of the wonders of the world.

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"God is so big he can actually hold the WHOLE ENTIRE WORLD in His hand."

At first, I was impressed by this because the world is huge, but then I thought, wait, Jupiter and Your Anus are huger, so big deal, God must not be so big. Then I thought, well, Jupiter and Saturn and those big planets are really nothing but swirling gas, and the Earth is the biggest of the rocky planets, which counts as, like, a hundred gaseous planets. So what I'm saying is I'm back to being super impressed.

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If you're telling me that they don't have lime green jello with nuts and cream cheese blended into it, (which is technically speaking, a "salad,") I simply won't enjoy my stay.

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Those were just those big contact lenses like Paris Hilton wears. Jesus is actually olive skinned, has a big nose, and kinky hair.

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God talks to me through the compact florescent lights in my house and She told me Gretchen is going to hell because She really doesn't like Gretchen and the nonblinking bitch was supposed to be aborted anyway.

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This is first-hand evidence that Jesus was Ashkenazi.

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that kid is damien.

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