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We should never of given them the vote in the first place.

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I don't think they have a Slob size at J Crew for the mighty, mighty Teaparty Patriots.

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You said charter school. That means parents are not compelled to send their children, the school has to recruit its students. So what's her problem -- too much freedom of choice?

EDIT: meant to say "not compelled". Sorry, I was home-skooled.

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Yes, it wonderfully *smart* she follows then unfollows then follows. I'm charmed and want to mail her all my extra unwanted fetuses. My desk is all cluttered with them. I always wondered how brickbat could keep these people entertained with faked videos and now I know.

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Or as Ru Paul says --- Condragulations.

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Classic case of an overbearing mother and absent father here. This kid has no chance but become gay according to recent (19th century) psychological Freudian bullshit medical science.

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Typical right wing nut comment on NewsBusters:

u butt pop look like popkorn murrycan dis time. pop you butt go out window you roll drity drity floorz wit no waxez. iz troggiz trolliz mumzie call. when troggiz trolliz is young, he play with food. yaw. yaw. iz correct food. mumzietroll come home troggiz open hotdog packagez play hotdog then get meatball package play meatballz. all day troggiz sitz corner play hotdog meatballz. then he yell merkel! then poop in corner. troggiz no right itz brain. even mumzie kno dat.

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These people think they can beat Mr. Obama in 2012? Feel free to drop in and let 'em know...

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Actually, "A Pirate Looks at 40" would be better.

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I'll be looking for your book, "Gay Contortionists and the Women that Love Them"

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It's a brain problem. They can't do two things at once like chew gum and walk. They are built for pissing in their pants with fear and doing what they are told.The good news is that it isn't genetic.

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Cue George Takai PSA in 3...2...1...

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Best reading light in my apartment.

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Unimaginative? Making the leap from "painting a couple toenails" to "transgendered" seems highly imaginative to me.

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Huh, me dear sainted Mudder forced me to listen to Candide, Music Man, Camelot and My Fair Lady, then had the nerve to be surprised when I turned up ghay.

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Leathermen don't do falafels. That's a whole new category of filth.

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I was in a local coffee shop lately and the young lady that took my order had a scooped t-shirt on and I could see her upper chest pretty clearly. She had some kind of musical score tattooed there. I was mightily conflicted then. My inner 20 year old wanted to say, "hey...My guitar is in my car. Can I bring it in and play your bosom?" However, my outer 50 year old said, "could I have the bagel toasted and with low fat cream cheese?"

Sigh

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