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schmannity's avatar

Wow. Kennedys age like shit.

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Dashboard Buddha's avatar

The images for that just made my brain seize.

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The Quirk's avatar

The sad thing about that picture, even the Crypt Keeper don't return Arnie's calls no more.

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Dashboard Buddha's avatar

Did you know that there's a part of country music called, "The Bakersfield Sound"? Really. <a href="http://www.rockabillyhall.c..." target="_blank">" rel="nofollow noopener" title="http://www.rockabillyhall.com/bakersfieldecho.htm...">http://www.rockabillyhall.c...

Whiny songs enhanced with the delicate syncopation of revving engines and the hiss of air brakes....it sounds like hell.

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𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

No, that was a movie, True Lies. But wait, it wasn't Maria, it was Jamie Lee. Christ, this is confusing as all hell -- it's <u>already</u> a frickin' comic book.

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𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

Throw in Trump and Blago and Sheen while you're at it, and you've got yourselves one hell of a reality show. (And I thought "Jersey Shore" glorified stupidity.)

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Spurning Beer's avatar

Crocodile Dundee?

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jqheywood's avatar

Chicas!

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chascates's avatar

On the other hand Arnold will be churning out tons of awful action movies to pay the bills.

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JustPixelz: IV%'er's avatar

Then I guess Scott Walker, Rick Perry, Rick Scott, Mitch Daniels, John Kasich, Chris Christie, Nicky Haley, Jan Brewer will all have their own comic books. If we add morally bankrupt, we can also include Mark Sanford, Sam Brownback.

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PsycWench's avatar

I was thinking the point of your story had to do with the triumph of a good rack.

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PsycWench's avatar

What would this governator actually do that could form the basis of one comic book, let alone a series?

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Joshua Norton's avatar

HIs entire term as Governor was a straight out of a comic book.

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Joshua Norton's avatar

I spent a year in Bakersfield one night. It was like a never-ending dinner show of "Grapes of Wrath".

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fuflans's avatar

today we are all 10 year old bastards hidden in bakersfield.

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Monsieur_Grumpe's avatar

Maybe he could team up with Mel Gibson.

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