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Good thing Bradlee Dean no longer is working in high schools, seeing how he finds them attractive at that age.

Quit posting pictures of highschool girls on your facebook page, perv-o!

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Well, atheist. Duh!

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I wouldn't stoop to that. I do stand-up.

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<i>"The woman on the left is what GOD MADE!"</i>

God also gave us free will to think for ourselves. NO! I'm just kidding.

God put free will in the tree of knowledge and told us to MYOB or else He'd kill us. (Thanks for the safety tip oh loving one.) Eve got a second opinion. Then she decided knowledge is a wonderful thing and she'd rather be wise than immortal. Eve ate the fruit and in so doing she gave us the gift of free will.

(Adam showed up later, saw the fruit had been eaten, knew it meant death for Eve. He ate the fruit because he didn't want to live without her. Adam gave us the gift of love.)

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Yeah, I'm sure Rachel really cares deeply about what that bigoted shitstain thinks.

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Around here, of course, we'd never stoop to making fun of peoples' looks.

Except when it's <i>absolutely necessary.</i>

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Around here, of course, we'd never stoop to making fun of peoples' looks.

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If Rachel Maddow hadn't become liberal, she'd look just like that picture. Just as Ann Coulter looks like her high school graduation picture. And Kathryn Lopez.

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A little too much Coulter in the first picture. So, by definition, she looks better in second shot.

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Mr. ponytail, tracksuit and baseball cap does not have any credibility in the “what looks good or bad” department.

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Did he get fat?

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On the inside.

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Tiger Beat won't return his calls.

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"The woman on the right is what happens when God gives up a God hater!"

So, if you hate God you get smart, funny, a lot of admirers but sometimes you take a bad picture. Doesn't sound like a bad deal to me.

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