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Wonky Magoo's avatar

I won't put out for anything below a Miller High Life (standards!)

Wonky Magoo's avatar

And now they have watermelon, which just a viscerally awful idea.ETA: Frosted watermelon.

Wonky Magoo's avatar

Didn't we pass some laws about willfully feeding people false health advice? I feel like "No buttsex = No HIV" is not a trend that needs to come back.

nightmoth's avatar

Onan, you're terrible.

Erik Lonnrot's avatar

By their logic all women should choose to be lesbians immediately, since the vast majority of women with HIV contracted it from a man.

Ghenghis McCann's avatar

And after a long rest, back again?

Jonny On Maui's avatar

I am so proud of myself! I actually read down before posting!

NerdWithNoName's avatar

When comments number in the hundreds or even thousands, how am I supposed to know if someone already made the same stupid joke I want to make? ...grumble mutter .. to many damn comments... in my day...

nightmoth's avatar

Between you and baconzgood, my whip arm's gonna be worn out.

Daniel_Oriordan's avatar

Like New York pizza, one does not use a knife and fork when eating soda.

Daniel_Oriordan's avatar

The followup question would have to be, "Have you ever been banhammered by Dok?"

bubbuhh's avatar

I don't see the downside of Ed Vitagliano not ever having sex ever and forever. Amen. But, I suppose my demanding he be gelded with a rusty spoon might cause difficulties for my employer....if he weren't me. heehee.

Do these guys know that while it's true that 2/3 of the new HIV cases annually are gay or bi-sexual men. That means that 1/3 are not? On the other hand, it's also true that almost 2/3 of the new cases are straight and bi-sexual men. Stats is slippery stuff.

Jeff Ackerman's avatar

My wife and I are old fashioned, we used the direct injection method to procreate.

Christopher Callipygian's avatar

It's always against the men isn't it? The lezzers are almost guaranteed to never pass on HIV but does the AFA recommend hot lesbo sex for all? THEY DO NOT!

Land Shark 🇺🇦 🇺🇦 🇺🇦's avatar

Damn they're boring. Their wives are at home boning the mail carrier (female or male) just to relieve the utter, complete, encompassing BOREDOM their spouses radiate through their home & marriage.