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I stand corrected, sir. *bows*

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Dear President-Elect Whiny Bitch: You Birther Trolled Obama For Years. Buckle Up, It’s Your Turn Now.

Mr. Trump deserves every single bit of criticism, scorn, derision and pushback he receives. He’s an arrogant, self-aggrandizing conman and it’s not my fault, nor anyone else’s, for being able to see the overgrown toddler for who he is.

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When he holds his presser to take credit for this new Trump blow-up doll, I hope he's wearing a pollo shirt...

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I love that pic...

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Chinese have revised the calendar. In honor of Trump it is the year of the Ass.

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well, shit fire, Dok, did you have to hog ALL THE PUNS?

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I just accused Dok of hogging all the puns. I should have scrolled down a bit...

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Cheesis, that was offal.

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OK, finally that's cleared up!

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Per due process, I think it's only fair to note that there's a Colonel of truth in the statement this statue makes, about Trump, and about demagogues in general, tso what do you all think? (And if you're going to the unveiling, dress nice--wear a ty, son.)

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Aha. You share my fondness for Roy Blount, Jr. You're good people, Doc.

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OH THE HUMANNIATORE!

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Cock or cuck? We cavort, you deride.

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"Of," or "in"?

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Beak airful with that.

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And the media are more than happy to get on their knees and give it to him.

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