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PsycWench's avatar

"would anyone love Tai Shan like they had throughout his life?"

And Rick Santorum was worried about man-on-dog relationships.

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Monsieur_Grumpe's avatar

*Scene from the movie The Graduate-2010*

Slightly drunk business man pulls the handsome newly graduated college student from the noisy party crowd and whispers… “One word… Poop.”

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Bourgeois Nerd's avatar

Ah, pandas and a patented Ken Layne "Jesus Christ, I need a drink" meditation on our ruined nation: Wonkette at its finest!

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Bourgeois Nerd's avatar

*puts on pendant glasses* Actually, they are. Genetic analysis has proven that they're in the ursine family, though more closely related to the basal bear ancestor than they are to most modern species.

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