China Tired of Loaning Us Everything, Seizes Butterstick From Washington Zoo
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Beloved black-and-white poopbag "Butterstick" has finally been seized by our Chinese overlords and flown back to Red China, where the sad worn-out creature will be brutally interrogated for his contacts with the Dalai Lama. And then, magically, the famous bear will suddenly start manufacturing stuff and building gleaming new cities of glass and steel, and instead of poop, 18% annualized growth will shoot from its sore ass.
China Tired of Loaning Us Everything, Seizes Butterstick From Washington Zoo
China Tired of Loaning Us Everything, Seizes…
China Tired of Loaning Us Everything, Seizes Butterstick From Washington Zoo
Beloved black-and-white poopbag "Butterstick" has finally been seized by our Chinese overlords and flown back to Red China, where the sad worn-out creature will be brutally interrogated for his contacts with the Dalai Lama. And then, magically, the famous bear will suddenly start manufacturing stuff and building gleaming new cities of glass and steel, and instead of poop, 18% annualized growth will shoot from its sore ass.