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Tina Mouse's avatar

I am over here. That Sunday talk show post was a fucking nightmare. Yikes!

Zyxomma's avatar

Ta, Evan. I chose both.

clairence's avatar

Biden had some trouble with this speech. Not sure if he was supposed to ad-lib at certain points or not. Excellent information though.

tek's avatar

How un-Trumpian..

Step inside the White House during the holidays by walking beneath the branches of a Christmas tree. Stroll along a hallway decorated with oversized holiday candy and other sweets. See Santa’s sleigh and his eight reindeer suspended above the grand foyer in dramatic fashion.

Dr. Jill Biden wants everyone who visits the White House through Christmas to feel like a kid again.

“Each room on display is designed to capture the pure, unfiltered delight and imagination of our childhoods, to see this time of year through the wondrous, sparkling eyes of children,” Biden says. She’s playing host for a reception Monday to formally unveil the décor and thank some 300 designers and decorators who volunteered to spend past week transforming the executive mansion.

Frank Talk, Action Pundit!'s avatar

WHAR ARE THE BLOOD-SOAKED XMAS TREES? WHAR???

marcus816's avatar

Goddamnit! You beat me to it, almost verbatim, although your “blood-soaked Xmas trees” beat my simple, “Whar trees of death and misery? Whar?” by a long shot. Extra points for all-caps.

DSLinDC 🏳️‍🌈's avatar

Perhaps Melon has installed some at the Florida Trash Palace™️.

Elviouslyqueer's avatar

Pffft. You assume Melon's even there. She's likely shacked up at her Fifth Avenue pied-a-terre with her new hot and hunky boyfriend Alejandro.

Frank Talk, Action Pundit!'s avatar

That's Secret Service Agent Alejandro to us...

marcus816's avatar

Secret “Secret” Service “Service”!

Trux Mint In Box's avatar

Joe Biden is so old that when Adam and Eve arrived at the garden of Eden he already had dinner ready

Anonymouse's avatar

Joe Biden is so old his birth certificate is in cuneiform

SkeptiKC's avatar

Joe Biden is so old that he addresses Methuselah as his great uncle.

Fifth Dentist's avatar

Joe Biden is so old that Pepperidge Farm remembers him.

BlueDot in Texas's avatar

Joe Biden is old, but our democracy in America is older.

Trux Mint In Box's avatar

Joe Biden is so old he remembers when this thread was on topic

El Bastardo's avatar

Joe Biden is so old that all of you clever people are shining a bright light upon my mere American School History, and I thank you.

Enbastet's avatar

Joe Biden is so old that the Big Bang woke him up from a nap.

El Bastardo's avatar

Joe Biden is so old that words needed to be invented for us to even be able discuss this idea.