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But Laura Ingraham said the pandemic is a Democrat hoax!

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AND bankrupt.

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A landlord can't legally raise your rent or evict you during the pandemic. Tell him to pound sand.

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While they scream about allowing BLM protests but not religious services, it should be noted that we haven't had a spike of new cases based on those protests because almost all the protesters are wearing masks.

OT: I have no idea why protester is spelled that way. My initial inclination is to use protestor.

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And if he concludes the Bible Raising the same way he concluded the Water Drinking, his cultists will go absolutely fucking nuts with glee.

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"You were willing to sacrifice your gram gram for the economy, and you gained nothing in the end."

This is art.

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Let me know where you are...in six weeks there might be some houses to buy up cheap.

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We’re number one! We’re number one! USA! USA!!1!

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I actually had respect for my Republican governor (OH) when he listened to his health director and shut things down early. Then, he gave into the crazies when they went crazy about opening things up, and he gave into the crazies when they went crazy about mandatory masks, and his health director resigned after receiving death threats and protests at her home that included AR15-toting protesters coming up on the porch and peering into the windows of her house.

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Yeah, here in the NY/NJ area you might force your way into a store without a mask, but no one would check you out. Even at a self-checkout counter your register would be disabled.

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It ain't gonna happen before Election Day, that's for sure.

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Hi from Arizona. :-/Deucy has finally allowed local mayors to impose masks, etc. regs. But bars are still open... nutters are still out there maskless and yiping about it being all fake. Ugh.Meanwhile I haven't seen another living breathing human being since the beginning of March. Nor the sun. Or the moon, for that matter. And my cats are losing their fur [ok I've been petting them non-stop].Back to playing Skyrim, round #3. Maybe as an Argonian, who are disease resistant.

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It will just give them enough time to make the same damn mistake all over again. Fck Texas [obligatory note: I used to live in Dallas]

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Same here--live in an HOA with Trumpists who refuse to distance or mask. They've learned by now not to ask me anything [mainly because I don't mind sharing my opinion, which is usually 180 degrees from theirs].

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Go Team Covid! Winning!

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I want to find the people who put all the goddamned "CURVE FLATTENED OPEN YORK NOW" billboards up and put them in re-education camps where they do nothing but learn how to do math, learn that words have meaning, and get repeatedly kicked in the ass. With votes.

We went to Code Green two and a half weeks ago, and MIRACLE ON 83RD INTERSTATE! new case reports have been going up for about 8 straight days now! WHO COULD HAVE PREDICTED THAT OTHER THAN STATISTICAL MODELS AND PEOPLE WHO AREN'T WILLFULLY IGNORANT????

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