When we first learned that Gov. Chris Christie was being accused of ordering the closure of two of Fort Lee, New Jersey's access lanes to the George Washington Bridge because the town's Democratic mayor had refused to endorse his re-election, we were like "Eh, maybe, seems far-fetched." But then we kept reading.
This is why I&#039;m glad to see the last of Mayor Fucking Bloomberg. A <i>real</i> NYC mayor would have retaliated against NJ in the time-honored fashion: by closing all the parking lots in the theater district half an hour before the Weds. matinee curtain.
For a study about the parking patterns of the native suburbanite.
He might generously be described as portly. If he were shorter he would be rotund, but if he works real hard at it, he could eventually be reduced to stocky. Or my favorite euphemisms, well nourished.
This is why I&#039;m glad to see the last of Mayor Fucking Bloomberg. A <i>real</i> NYC mayor would have retaliated against NJ in the time-honored fashion: by closing all the parking lots in the theater district half an hour before the Weds. matinee curtain.
For a study about the parking patterns of the native suburbanite.
He might generously be described as portly. If he were shorter he would be rotund, but if he works real hard at it, he could eventually be reduced to stocky. Or my favorite euphemisms, well nourished.
If it was either close some lanes or have him sit on you. Close the lanes for Dog&#039;s sake!
ALL: Gamera! Gamera!
Gamera is really neat.
Gamera is filled with meat.
We&#039;ve been eating Gamera!
Shell
Teeth
Eyes
Flames
Claws
Breath
Scales
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I&#039;m ... dreaming ... of a White Christie-mess ....
Monster? Is it wrong to think of him as Gamera?