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Carpeperdiem's avatar

Everyone on this Godforsaken blog comments page (which aren't allowed) better vote for whomever the Dem nominee is. I mean, there's a lot I don't like about the two vying for that spot now, but there is no effing way this country survives a Trump administration. NoEffingWay

the batshit sutras's avatar

Poor old Chris Christie. He didn't just flush his career down the toilet, he went down as Donald Trump's number two

Vagenda and Pee-ara's avatar

I like you, too! Let's be BFFs and braid each other's hair at our virtual sleepovers. Don't tell the commenter Suttree though, because he's my internet boyfriend. ;-)

Up In Smoke O'hontas's avatar

I'm good at secrets! Not keeping them, but using them for blackmail ;-) If Suttree is www.GGG we can have virtual threesomes in my Internet tree fort! Just follow the trail of skittles. The password is Free Hugs. ..

Stein Olsen's avatar

That mother fucking piece of manure http://grist.org/politics/a...

diogenez's avatar

Does anyone doubt that this election now has entered Post-Reality territory?

Up In Smoke O'hontas's avatar

Only reason I can think of is Kaili holds controlling interest in Brain Bleach (tm).

Up In Smoke O'hontas's avatar

Drumpf only allows him to eat cock and sammiches, and they're all out of sammiches.

Al F's avatar

Hahaha! You funny mofo!

RNegron's avatar

No... No... No!A safe word should be one that can be said in conversation but that would never be uttered unless really meant, therefore 'salad'.

diogenez's avatar

He only does Missionary.