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Everyone on this Godforsaken blog comments page (which aren't allowed) better vote for whomever the Dem nominee is. I mean, there's a lot I don't like about the two vying for that spot now, but there is no effing way this country survives a Trump administration. NoEffingWay

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Poor old Chris Christie. He didn't just flush his career down the toilet, he went down as Donald Trump's number two

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I like you, too! Let's be BFFs and braid each other's hair at our virtual sleepovers. Don't tell the commenter Suttree though, because he's my internet boyfriend. ;-)

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I'm good at secrets! Not keeping them, but using them for blackmail ;-) If Suttree is www.GGG we can have virtual threesomes in my Internet tree fort! Just follow the trail of skittles. The password is Free Hugs. ..

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That mother fucking piece of manure http://grist.org/politics/a...

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Does anyone doubt that this election now has entered Post-Reality territory?

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Only reason I can think of is Kaili holds controlling interest in Brain Bleach (tm).

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Drumpf only allows him to eat cock and sammiches, and they're all out of sammiches.

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Effed in D A?

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This one is ready to help!

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Hahaha! You funny mofo!

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No... No... No!A safe word should be one that can be said in conversation but that would never be uttered unless really meant, therefore 'salad'.

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He only does Missionary.

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Cockholm Syndrome.

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