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Chris Christie Does Jerusalem: Vacation Pix!

Jim Newell
Apr 2, 2012
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The Good Governor Sandwiches of New Jersey, Chris Christie, is in Israel, on his first official overseas trip as head of an American state. (He's making up for President Obama, who refuses to visit Israel because he Hates Jews.) How many unionized public school teachers will he yell at on YouTube while there? We await the final tally. Until then, let's check out some photos from his visit to the Western Wall. Here he is, trying to connect with God to make a very important request.

"It is lunchtime, Fancy God Wall. Bring me Taco Bell, please, or a KFC Double Down..."

"Eh, what the hell, this is good enough."

(Chris Christie is reportedly overweight.)

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Monsieur_Grumpe
Aug 15

If he was a humble or nice person I would be sympathetic towards his weight problem. But he's not and I'm not. Gravity do your stuff!

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fuflans
Aug 15

fat panderer is pandering.

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