The Good Governor Sandwiches of New Jersey, Chris Christie, is in Israel, on his first official overseas trip as head of an American state. (He's making up for President Obama, who refuses to visit Israel because he Hates Jews.) How many unionized public school teachers will he yell at on YouTube while there? We await the final tally. Until then, let's check out some photos from his visit to the Western Wall. Here he is, trying to connect with God to make a very important request.
If he was a humble or nice person I would be sympathetic towards his weight problem. But he&#039;s not and I&#039;m not. Gravity do your stuff!
fat panderer is pandering.
I&#039;m not going to make fun of a guy who has <a href="http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch\?v=BpFzkuYBvJw" target="_blank">fought the X-Men</a>.
<a href="http:\/\/www.elal.co.il\/elal\/english\/allaboutyourflight\/premiumclasses\/firstclass\/seatsen.html" target="_blank">Yes, they know their market:</a>
<i>&quot;EL AL is proud to present a fleet of 11 wide-body aircraft of a unified high standard offering an upgraded flight experience. First Class features exclusive bed-seats, produced by the French SICMA company. The wide state-of-the-art seats afford a flight experience that assures comfortable sleep during the flight. ... The seat is equipped with an especially large personal screen ...&quot;</i>
He still had to buy two of them, though.
Baby: the other, other white meat. Baby: it&#039;s what&#039;s for dinner.
So magnanimous. <i>Je t&#039;adore.</i>
I got my &quot;fix.&quot;
Is he reading a menu in the middle picture?
As an aside, babies do sleep better in the arms of fat people.
The Governor&trade; brand yarmulke was a happy turn of luck for Christie.