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This whole campaign could be about Trump politicizing himself to keep himself out of jail.

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what kind of magician stuffs the rabbit down his throat to make it disappear?

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He did all that for Trump and yet Trump didn't pick him for VP. If he wasn't such a horrible person one could almost feel sad for the guy. Almost.

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...an inaction that has sent more talented celebrities like Pete Rose, Chuck Berry, Lauryn Hill, Richard Pryor, and Heidi Fleiss to jail,..Amen. I mean Heidi and The Donald may perform the same act on you, but when Trump does it, you don't have any pleasant memories and it'll be days before you can sit down at all.

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He cheats on his taxes and wives and he cheats his contractors. Worst of all, I'll bet he cheats at golf.

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For some reason, I doubt one would know he was there.

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All true- but it is absurd to accuse Trump of prejudice against people of color

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VP IS a job- you do get paid. And ya never know...

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A few years back we had a friend visit from Something Orange in NJ and we were amazed at her house taxes- about 5 times ours- and we're not in the stix- water, sewer, fire, garbage, etc. WTF? .

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It is but wafer thin!

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Probably cheats at Monopoly too.

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... IIRC, that "cheating at golf" charge has already been established. So yeah, he cheats at everything. This is news you can file under Water Wet, Sky Blue: Film At 11.

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... too complicated for him. Now, Trump: The Game - definitely. He makes up the rules as he goes along. [Edit "to" --> "too" because my pedantic gene had a fit]

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where's Ben Franklin when we need a series of "Poor Donald" dick jokes?

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And Trump repaid his debt to Christie by destroying his political career and turning him into a national embarrassment.

Christie, how do you get in bed with a guy who made his career on not paying his debts expecting him to do it THIS ONE TIME?

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But please, Republicans, do go on about how Trump is the greatest American ever and not some two-bit hustler out to line his own pockets.

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