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Adipose-Americans deserve the right to stand on a cake too.

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Gov. Chrisdashian struggles to make ends meet. "Bring me more food", he says.

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Sure, the minute he fixes NJ's food stamp program so that poor children in Camden don't have to eat ketchup sandwiches and skip meals.

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I suppose they are British though...

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Fat jokes like Christy? No, not fond of him at all.

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That makes His Fatness even more revolting. Imagine if he was the Emperor of No Clothes. Now that is a really revolting thought and have him leading a group of poor kids or poor people like me who are thin. "America on steroids, er, the fat !", that's what I would be thinking.

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The one man human centipede

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Every time I see that picture, I think of ...

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"The governor’s office has not released any receipts or details...to show how it is even possible to spend that kind of money at a football game. Or how he spent almost his entire governor allowance on food and booze..."

Christy and his friends are big men.

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You might want to try following the thought to its end to get the point.

Christie's actions or non-actions have caused or contributed to food insecurity for his state's most vulnerable citizens, while at the same time, he has, in his five years in office, spent $300,000 on food.

No one is shaming him for his size...they're shaming him for his hypocrisy.

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$750.00 brew poured from a dead squirrel seems reasonable. Holy crap!!

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What kind of riff-raff gets bribed with free beer and hot dogs? I thought buying votes in New Jersey involved at least prime rib and 20 year old scotch. Standards have dropped.

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And Georgia. Re-elected governor Nathan Deal is as corrupt as they come, and has been exposed repeatedly in the Atlanta Journal-Constitution, but he had the magic "R" after his name on the ballot.

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300 pounds of irony.

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If he wins the presidential nomination - I hope is Veep choice is named Jake.....

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