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OrdinaryJoe's avatar

Adipose-Americans deserve the right to stand on a cake too.

OrdinaryJoe's avatar

Gov. Chrisdashian struggles to make ends meet. "Bring me more food", he says.

malsperanza's avatar

Sure, the minute he fixes NJ's food stamp program so that poor children in Camden don't have to eat ketchup sandwiches and skip meals.

Alex Grey's avatar

I suppose they are British though...

☭¯\_(ツ)_/¯☭ ✯The Wickerman✯'s avatar

Fat jokes like Christy? No, not fond of him at all.

gem39's avatar

That makes His Fatness even more revolting. Imagine if he was the Emperor of No Clothes. Now that is a really revolting thought and have him leading a group of poor kids or poor people like me who are thin. "America on steroids, er, the fat !", that's what I would be thinking.

Billy Rubin's avatar

The one man human centipede

NerdWithNoName's avatar

Every time I see that picture, I think of ...

Magic Juan's avatar

"The governor’s office has not released any receipts or details...to show how it is even possible to spend that kind of money at a football game. Or how he spent almost his entire governor allowance on food and booze..."

Christy and his friends are big men.

sgt. jmk de la résistance's avatar

You might want to try following the thought to its end to get the point.

Christie's actions or non-actions have caused or contributed to food insecurity for his state's most vulnerable citizens, while at the same time, he has, in his five years in office, spent $300,000 on food.

No one is shaming him for his size...they're shaming him for his hypocrisy.

topjob66t's avatar

$750.00 brew poured from a dead squirrel seems reasonable. Holy crap!!

nightmoth's avatar

What kind of riff-raff gets bribed with free beer and hot dogs? I thought buying votes in New Jersey involved at least prime rib and 20 year old scotch. Standards have dropped.

nightmoth's avatar

And Georgia. Re-elected governor Nathan Deal is as corrupt as they come, and has been exposed repeatedly in the Atlanta Journal-Constitution, but he had the magic "R" after his name on the ballot.

Michael Coyne's avatar

If he wins the presidential nomination - I hope is Veep choice is named Jake.....