Chris Christie Now Getting Into Random Bum Fights With Jersey Shore Passersby
Nope, not kidding. The shouty New Jersey Governor is now yelling at any constituents strolling the scenic Jersey Shore who might happen to take issue with his stance on screaming at teachers (i.e., that he is for it). TMZ has the exciting footage of what looks to be the corpulent mister preparing to chest bump the man who dared to attack him with the harsh words "Nah, just take care of the teachers!"
The best thing about this video, besides the fact that New Jersey saw fit to elect a man who makes George Steinbrenner, Bobby Knight, and Tony Soprano combined look like models of gentility, is how tiny and terrified that anthropomorthized ice cream cone looks in his giant paw. IMA EATCHU VANILLA SOFTEE RAWR! Burp, you are delicious.
[ TMZ ]