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Ours is only 95, but it is disgusting. I'm with the 5 min rule too- out to the garden to get stuff, then right back in. I have some lavender I have to harvest, but I can't do it all at once. My son works in greenhouses in this weather. Thank goodness he's off this weekend, but this week has been a little challenging for him.

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When our band gets back together that's going to be our new name: "Random Bum Fights."

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woooaaahhh bamz killed some old lady in ohio cantor is so peeing from the fear.

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"I wash myself with a rag on a stick."

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Remember when Mitt said he wanted a VP like Dick Cheney?

If he was basing that on likelihood of having a heart attack, I think he's found his man. Sheesh.

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Bipolar disorder is almost as big a burden as being a fat ass. Together, it's just sad.

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Just stating the obvious...but someone in Christie's position should consider not letting himself get so worked up. It could really have a negative impact on his health.

And by "position," I mean "pants size."

(edit: Not making fun of him for being fat, just saying the combination of weight and temperament aren't a good combo.)

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So Vice Presidential No?

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Must. Not. Do. Fat Joke. Aaaaaaaaaaaaaarg! Man oh man is he really testing those pants. I'm guessing 556lbs per square inch!

*shame*

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My Dog, could you imagine having this jerk for a neighbor?

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Man, it's a damn good thing he has a job with excellent healthcare benefits, I mean, his blood pressure must be through the roof even when he's calm, then you add anger issues? He'd be uninsurable in the private market.

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Given how Elvis spent his last moments, he may be pooping like <em>The</em> King before he knows it.

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I'm glad my boss just left, because that one mad me laugh hard.

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I must say, Christie brings out the best in the Wonkette Commentariat. I've been sitting here giggling for the last 20 minutes.

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Capicola libel!

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You're not in its weight class, by a few divisions, I suspect.

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