When You Absolutely, Positively Need To Improve Your Poll Numbers Overnight Sad Bayonne hound Chris Christie offered a novel way to crack down on illegal immigration, which the 2016 Republican primary voters all agree is the greatest crisis in the world (apart maybe from Benghazi). Oh, sure, maybe a
Yeah, on TV in NYC and Philadelphia. The Garden State doesn't have a TV station of its own. As if we don't have enough homegrown crime, fires, and accidents, I'm subjected to NJ news on my local stations. Fortunately, my roommate tapes the news and we fast forward through everything in which we have no interest.
This isn't a campaign for votes yet -- that contest is still several months off. Right now it is a campaign for visibility. Specifically, visibility to potential donors, to Rasmussen poll respondents, and to members of the Punditocracy. A scramble for money and mentions, basically. In this jungle the loudest baboon gets the most attention.
The US could also give everyone who enters the country one of those individually-printed and barcoded plastic bracelets like the kind they put around your wrist at the hospital when you go there for detox a colonoscopy.
Not exactly:"Carriers are required to provide a phone’s location “within 50 to 300 meters.” That’s 164 feet to 984 feet. It goes without saying that this is fairly imprecise, especially if you’re in a dense, urban area with lots of buildings and people. And this is for outdoor locations. There’s also no way to pinpoint you on a specific floor of an indoor area."
So put them all in brown boxes and seal them in with strapping tape. I don't mean we should put them all in brown boxes and seal them in with strapping tape, so let's not be ridiculous.
Given that Mayor McCheese...I mean Giv. Christie is more concerned with name-dropping FedEx than solving the immigration "problem", you may be on to something.
Yeah, on TV in NYC and Philadelphia. The Garden State doesn't have a TV station of its own. As if we don't have enough homegrown crime, fires, and accidents, I'm subjected to NJ news on my local stations. Fortunately, my roommate tapes the news and we fast forward through everything in which we have no interest.
So you have been to Denver International Airport?
You get a nice refresher on Colorado law by the time you get off of Pena Blvd.
You think that's bad, you should see my brother's ability to call up obscure references.
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Sending you healing light and best wishes.
Organizers of the NYC Marathon prior to the mid-1980s?
The chick who stamps the back of your hand at the concert?
They should totally do that hand-stamping thing at the border. Hey, it works for the Warped Tour, so why not?
This isn't a campaign for votes yet -- that contest is still several months off. Right now it is a campaign for visibility. Specifically, visibility to potential donors, to Rasmussen poll respondents, and to members of the Punditocracy. A scramble for money and mentions, basically. In this jungle the loudest baboon gets the most attention.
The US could also give everyone who enters the country one of those individually-printed and barcoded plastic bracelets like the kind they put around your wrist at the hospital when you go there for detox a colonoscopy.
Not exactly:"Carriers are required to provide a phone’s location “within 50 to 300 meters.” That’s 164 feet to 984 feet. It goes without saying that this is fairly imprecise, especially if you’re in a dense, urban area with lots of buildings and people. And this is for outdoor locations. There’s also no way to pinpoint you on a specific floor of an indoor area."
http://www.howtogeek.com/20...I have no idea why am i reading (and responding to) old stuff?
Just like the Nazis did with Jews, Gays, etc. This is our choice right now, do we want to become another Nazi Germany or not.
So put them all in brown boxes and seal them in with strapping tape. I don't mean we should put them all in brown boxes and seal them in with strapping tape, so let's not be ridiculous.
I thought that branding irons were invented by Dubya back when he was President of DKE.
Given that Mayor McCheese...I mean Giv. Christie is more concerned with name-dropping FedEx than solving the immigration "problem", you may be on to something.
Or how about making them all wear stripper heels? They'll be taller and wobbly, thus easier to catch.