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Someone should ask George Takei about the problem with quarantining people because of an "overabundance of caution". There's a good 100,000 people that could explain why it's complete bullshit when a politician says "that’s what we need to do to protect the public"

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I stand behind Christie. Can anyone seeeee meeeeeeee!!!!!!!!?!?!?!!?!?!

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The entire country will now be quarantined for Anti-Christie feels.

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That's how you stop plagues! Didn't you people see <i>The Strain</i>?

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Looks more like he's gonna sqeeeeeze the ebolas right outta her head.

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My mom could accurately diagnose if I had a fever by putting her hand on my forehead. Modern technology be damned!

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Jet Blue?

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Amway distributors?

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My high school's attendance officer?

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<em>She was obviously ill enough that the C.D.C. and medical officials hospitalized her and gave her an Ebola test.</em>

Yeah, they hospitalized her and gave her an Ebola test <b>after someone at the airport ordered her into quarantine</b> despite showing no other symptoms other than a low-grade fever (which, as the <em>trained nurse</em> pointed out, was done using a forehead scanner and was the only reading they ever got off her that wasn't 98.6)

Cause & Effect, how does that work?

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"Hey, the fucking doctors and nurses are always complaining about my weight. This was the first chance I had to slap one of them around, know what I mean."

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these asshats may hold more than 51 seats in the Senate by December but will be chewing each others guts out by January. They just can't help themselves, bless their tiny little coal hearts.

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feature, not a bug

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Now I have this picture in my head of Christie and Rush fighting it out. Ick.

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"fuck him"

Not even with Rush Limbaugh's dick.

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