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Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

Someone should ask George Takei about the problem with quarantining people because of an "overabundance of caution". There's a good 100,000 people that could explain why it's complete bullshit when a politician says "that’s what we need to do to protect the public"

Comrade Wingtardd's avatar

I stand behind Christie. Can anyone seeeee meeeeeeee!!!!!!!!?!?!?!!?!?!

The Quirk's avatar

The entire country will now be quarantined for Anti-Christie feels.

The Quirk's avatar

That's how you stop plagues! Didn't you people see <i>The Strain</i>?

The Quirk's avatar

Looks more like he's gonna sqeeeeeze the ebolas right outta her head.

Lefty Mark's avatar

My mom could accurately diagnose if I had a fever by putting her hand on my forehead. Modern technology be damned!

Lefty Mark's avatar

My high school's attendance officer?

Spotts1701, Taking Bible Guns's avatar

<em>She was obviously ill enough that the C.D.C. and medical officials hospitalized her and gave her an Ebola test.</em>

Yeah, they hospitalized her and gave her an Ebola test <b>after someone at the airport ordered her into quarantine</b> despite showing no other symptoms other than a low-grade fever (which, as the <em>trained nurse</em> pointed out, was done using a forehead scanner and was the only reading they ever got off her that wasn't 98.6)

Cause & Effect, how does that work?

PubOption's avatar

"Hey, the fucking doctors and nurses are always complaining about my weight. This was the first chance I had to slap one of them around, know what I mean."

artem1s's avatar

these asshats may hold more than 51 seats in the Senate by December but will be chewing each others guts out by January. They just can't help themselves, bless their tiny little coal hearts.

Monsieur_Grumpe's avatar

Now I have this picture in my head of Christie and Rush fighting it out. Ick.

Dashboard Buddha's avatar

"fuck him"

Not even with Rush Limbaugh's dick.