From National Journal: <blockquote>Christie continued: &quot;We have had an experiment of a legislator who has never run anything getting on-the-job training in the White House. It has not been pretty. And so we need to have a big and broad bench of good, experienced Republican governors to select from in 2016.&quot;</blockquote> If it&#039;s not big and broad enough, it will stick to his ass when he stands up.
<i>Twenty-twenty-twenty-four months to go I wanna be respected Nothing to do, no where to go-o, I wanna be respected
Just get me to the airport, put me on a plane Hurry hurry hurry, before I go insane I can&#039;t control my fingers, I can&#039;t control my brain Oh no oh oh oh oh
Ba-ba-baba, baba-ba-baba, I wanna be respected Ba-ba-baba, baba-ba-baba, I wanna be respected Ba-ba-baba, baba-ba-baba, I wanna be respected Ba-ba-baba, baba-ba-baba, I wanna be respected </i>
Since there are so many other reasons to hate Chris Christie (starting with the stupid name), can we please have a moratorium on making fun of his weight? The man is an insensitive lout in many, many, many ways, and he definitely needs a healthier lifestyle, but it&#039;s not a good reflection on us fine Wonketeers to be making fat jokes. Low hanging fruit, people! Low hanging fruit!
Okay, but only if I can make fun of his low hanging fruit. The way he acts, those things have gotta be the size of a Volkswagen and must clang like church bells when he walks. Badabing!
OT but why is the land of my mother&#039;s people&#039;s parliament on lockdown and i hope everybody up there is ok.
<strike>plate</strike> buffet line
From National Journal: <blockquote>Christie continued: &quot;We have had an experiment of a legislator who has never run anything getting on-the-job training in the White House. It has not been pretty. And so we need to have a big and broad bench of good, experienced Republican governors to select from in 2016.&quot;</blockquote> If it&#039;s not big and broad enough, it will stick to his ass when he stands up.
<i>Twenty-twenty-twenty-four months to go I wanna be respected Nothing to do, no where to go-o, I wanna be respected
Just get me to the airport, put me on a plane Hurry hurry hurry, before I go insane I can&#039;t control my fingers, I can&#039;t control my brain Oh no oh oh oh oh
Ba-ba-baba, baba-ba-baba, I wanna be respected Ba-ba-baba, baba-ba-baba, I wanna be respected Ba-ba-baba, baba-ba-baba, I wanna be respected Ba-ba-baba, baba-ba-baba, I wanna be respected </i>
Amen, eh?
<i>Chris Christie: You Got a Problem wit Dat?</i>
For the win!!
Since there are so many other reasons to hate Chris Christie (starting with the stupid name), can we please have a moratorium on making fun of his weight? The man is an insensitive lout in many, many, many ways, and he definitely needs a healthier lifestyle, but it&#039;s not a good reflection on us fine Wonketeers to be making fat jokes. Low hanging fruit, people! Low hanging fruit!
Time to put on my Kris Krispie outfit
It&#039;s time to try Flavor 32, 31 Flavors is not enough
Suggested rewrite:
<i>Just get me to the airport, to the helipad Hope the exit&#039;s open, I gotta get there bad</i>
Okay, but only if I can make fun of his low hanging fruit. The way he acts, those things have gotta be the size of a Volkswagen and must clang like church bells when he walks. Badabing!
Zabaglione?!?
YES!
&quot;Human Republican&quot; -- talk about your oxymorons.
And he&#039;s not even French.