For months, political comedy aficionados everywhere have been demanding a Romney-Christie "Odd Couple" GOP ticket, where Chris Christie would leave his dirty socks all over the floor after a hard day of screaming abuse at schoolteachers, and Mitt Romney would pick them up with tongs while grinning mirthlessly. Sadly, this was not to be, and probably you thought it was because Romney's people figured out that Christie's "fugeddaboutit" brand of Garden State rage wouldn't play well among emotionally healthy people. But now
What would make this remake even funnier would be knowing that Chrisie (R-Cruller), uses those tongs to extend the reach of his ass wiping hand. Then, Mitt would have a hilarious puzzled-dog look ever time the audience laughed when he picked up the socks. "What's so funny about picking up socks", he'd ask.
How about Congress and the House of Representative allow the SEC to write more rules that limit the ability of investment bankers to give money to political candidates. I like rules that limit the amount of money candidates receive from these supposed job creators.
Anything legislation to choke Citizen United vs. FEC is good for the middle class.
What would make this remake even funnier would be knowing that Chrisie (R-Cruller), uses those tongs to extend the reach of his ass wiping hand. Then, Mitt would have a hilarious puzzled-dog look ever time the audience laughed when he picked up the socks. "What's so funny about picking up socks", he'd ask.
well played mr/ms salad
"...knows a loser..."
I submit Christie knows nothing whatsover about losing.
Would you, if you were him?
I have never seen Christie wear a dress shirt with ruffles on the front.
How about Congress and the House of Representative allow the SEC to write more rules that limit the ability of investment bankers to give money to political candidates. I like rules that limit the amount of money candidates receive from these supposed job creators.
Anything legislation to choke Citizen United vs. FEC is good for the middle class.
There are only so many job openings for Loud Mouth Jerk.
<i>Chris Christie is not about to quit being Governor of New Jersey to be Mitt Romney&rsquo;s running mate,</i>
Sounds like a hot button issue. Or in Christie&#039;s case, a Hot Pockets issue.