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Dashboard Buddha's avatar

What would make this remake even funnier would be knowing that Chrisie (R-Cruller), uses those tongs to extend the reach of his ass wiping hand. Then, Mitt would have a hilarious puzzled-dog look ever time the audience laughed when he picked up the socks. "What's so funny about picking up socks", he'd ask.

JustPixelz: IV%'er's avatar

"...knows a loser..."

I submit Christie knows nothing whatsover about losing.

Mahousu's avatar

Would you, if you were him?

PubOption's avatar

I have never seen Christie wear a dress shirt with ruffles on the front.

Fartknocker's avatar

How about Congress and the House of Representative allow the SEC to write more rules that limit the ability of investment bankers to give money to political candidates. I like rules that limit the amount of money candidates receive from these supposed job creators.

Anything legislation to choke Citizen United vs. FEC is good for the middle class.

Monsieur_Grumpe's avatar

There are only so many job openings for Loud Mouth Jerk.

Joshua Norton's avatar

<i>Chris Christie is not about to quit being Governor of New Jersey to be Mitt Romney’s running mate,</i>

Sounds like a hot button issue. Or in Christie's case, a Hot Pockets issue.