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jamie yeager's avatar

i know i'm late to the party here, but i just cannot refrain from pointing this out. any approach of pointed footware to the cillizzan gonadal region, with intent to impart physical contact, is to be praised, celebrated, and encouraged. good work.

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John Wiederhirn's avatar

Chris Cillizza's Tesla: History's Bravest Victim.

"Scars fade. Stickers cannot be unseen."

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Adam Electro's avatar

Yeah Chris wears his MAGA hat because he likes its particular shade of red color -- it doesn't at all mean he supports smearing feces on the walls of the Capitol, right Chris?

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Don't dox me bro's avatar

Quick, get the fainting couch for the fragile white man. What a soft, flaccid, impotent little snowflake.

Wasn't he the guy who turned himself into pretzels bothsidesing literally everything during Trump's first administration? Yeah, that was him. Fuck him, fuck CNN, and absolutely fuck Jake Tapper. And while I'm at it, fuck Ted Cruz.

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Earl Richards's avatar

He probably wrote the sticker himself, otherwise he would have taken the pic while it was on the nazi car. I swear they are unable to tell the truth about anything just like their cult leader TACO

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John Wiederhirn's avatar

Seems a bit suspicious, doesn't it? Would he really pass up the chance to show the horror his beloved swastikar endured? Unless... maybe his car isn't quite as "politically neutral" as he claims it to be? Maybe it's covered with pro-Trump stickers and slogans, perhaps even a few... nastier ones?

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Earl Richards's avatar

Very likely. I'd like to see a pic of it....in flames

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Rachel McKlveen's avatar

“Probably tastes like chicken.”

Best laugh I’ve had all week.

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Ted's avatar

To be fair, Henry Ford was pretty much a Nazi too and no-one goes around stickering Fords these days.

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Don't dox me bro's avatar

Probably because Henry Ford isn't actively destroying the federal bureaucracy while raking in $8 million of taxpayer money per day. Just a thought

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Ted's avatar

Indeed. But I was specifically referring to the claim: "In 50 years people are going to be violently taking magic marker to sticker and writing “Elon Musk is a Nazi” and putting it on whatever godawfully ugly shit cars the company is making then, assuming it still exists".

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CBinDC's avatar

I have called him Giggles FOR YEARS because he is the ultimate Lunchroom bully who loves to laugh at the misery of others and when something comes his way screams bloody murder. There are so many of these pricks in media and finally a little push back in his face and he SCREAMS LIKE THE LITTLE PRICK HE IS

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Heather Hamann's avatar

I feel like HE put the sticker on the car to get a dumbbass column out of it. What a cunt.

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Mr Mild - BlueVotingBastard💙's avatar

Throw a Nestle’s Crunch Bar in there for that third thing.

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thephantomcheese's avatar

Better yet, one of Jeremy Boring's non-woke chocolate bars, if they're still being made

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Elizabeth  Trezona's avatar

Love hurst’s work

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Milli Jewell's avatar

This is one of your best Evan!

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Ward From Cali's avatar

The Tesla brand has become "political" and tarred with the Nazi/Incel brush, sure. But it has also become the poster child for America's oligarchy of grift. Tesla Takedown would not exist if it weren't for Musk's naked Nazism, but it would not be so successful if it weren't for years of enshittification of every product Musk sells. Twitter Cybertruck, fraudulently nonexistent "robots," they're all clear warnings, aren't they? And a completely non-political one at that. You give your money to Musk, you're gonna get ripped off, and he clearly has zero interest in doing anything about it except double down on the fraud.

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fawkedifiknow's avatar

If right wing whack jobs wouldn't brag about the popularity of certain consumer products as proof of the political or moral virtue of their fascist producers, it would not encourage liberals to boycott those companies and their products. At least I wouldn't be as likely to purposely avoid them.

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MeanQweenKristine's avatar

SO motherfucking sick of mollycoddled, rich, white men and their shitass feelings.

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Chuck Dickens's avatar

Cizilla talks like a dweeb that has never taken a punch to the face before.

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