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Olav_Pompatus's avatar

By fingering himself, the rest of humanity is spared the ignominy.

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𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

A McDaniel spokesman said that the inclusion of the Tyners in the affidavit was simply proof that Mississippi voting records are such a mess that no one should consider <u>votes cast for Cochran</u> to be valid.

FIFY, you whiny tittybaby losers.

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𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

To be fair, that is the best argument they've got.

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Spotts1701, Taking Bible Guns's avatar

Um, Mr. Lawyer sir? If you're going for "I'm an idiot, so my client should win" as a strategy, you might want to reconsider your position.

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Mahousu's avatar

So if Mississippi voting records are invalid, we should probably just expel all the Mississippi representatives from Congress and start over. Maybe reinstitute Reconstruction there to straighten things out.

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schmannity's avatar

The now-defunct BCS?

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schmannity's avatar

Voters were confused by Mississippi's imfamous "possum ballot."

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schmannity's avatar

Cheese grits and fried squirrel probably contributed to voter irregularity.

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Vienna Woods's avatar

"Secretary of State Delbert Hosemann"

For some reason, this name makes me very happy.

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Capt.Jim's avatar

Come on Wonkette you have to do better on your titles!!!Here I was figuring on reading a story about some perv being caught having self sexytimes with his finger and we get this dumb shit, ghee whiz man

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Fitzgerald Chesterfield's avatar

Doddering Critterdiddlers was that supergroup with Bob Dylan, Tom Petty, Jeff Lynne, George Harrison, and Roy Orbison, right?

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