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YayConspiracy's avatar

signed, sealed, delivered...

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GravitasOfCentrifity's avatar

Just imagine a gyno who is so creepily (a) religious reich-ish; or, (b) willing to do any goddamn thing to keep customers coming (ha ha) back that s/he would participate in this stupid shit? The end,"Hamen."There. Fixed.

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Canyonlobo's avatar

What about girls who ride horses? Do they get a note from the horse?What about hypocrites - I had a friend who was a strict Catholic and so was the lady he was having an illicit affair with - for years he claimed they only had oral sex so they could say it wasn't sex in the eyes of the church.There's a word for this in the dictionary: hypocrisy.

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NorthernSaber's avatar

Yep- "The Blind Leading the Naked" is not just an album title anymore!

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cessnadriver's avatar

A guy I knew married a virgin. After the ceremony and while on the "honeymoon" she decided that she didn't want to do the sex thing, getting married was a mistake and she had decided to become a nun. He was back in town 3 days after the wedding and she was never spoken of again.

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EmmettGrogan's avatar

Or when she finds out he's gay.*

* "Not that there's anything wrong with that." - Jerry Seinfeld

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EmmettGrogan's avatar

Everything?

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Vagenda and Pee-ara's avatar

So God loves the Koch brothers more than Mother Theresa? That makes PERFECT sense, if you're the type of person who believes the earth is 6000 years old and climate change is a hoax perpetuated by evil scientists.

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JAWs's avatar

Jesus is doing it all wrong. Everyone knows that the best way to insure well-preserved pussy is to wrap it in a mylar bag and stick it in a longbox! With her current way, her ladybits will qualify as "Near Mint" at best! Thanks a lot, Lord of Lords!

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Amy Bee's avatar

She's going to stay a virgin. he's gay.

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Boko999's avatar

Peter Sellars played the Venal Doctor Dr Pratt in "The Wrong Box."It was very funny.This story is crying out for a Venal Doctor.

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Lord-Nash's avatar

Basically, yeah. It's a pretty horrible hypocrisy innit?

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JAWs's avatar

You know what the weird thing is? Her father's a DOCTOR! Seriously! A fellow doctor giving his "baby" a "Showroom-new seal-of-approval" certificate on her cooter just makes this (supposed) medical professional beam with pride! Ugh!

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Vagenda and Pee-ara's avatar

Sounds like Ma Theresa wasn't no saint!

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cessnadriver's avatar

Third category: asexual.

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Emily's avatar

Fuck me in the ass for Jesus. https://www.youtube.com/wat...

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