Christian Child Stars, Matthew McConaughey's Abs, And So Much More In These Happy Nice Time Links

We're going to fill your facehole with all these Happy Nice Time links, so let's get started.

You haven't really lived until you've seen Stars on Ice , or at least read our post about seeing Stars on Ice .

Matthew McConaughey's abs totally got a murderer out of jail so that guy can go live with director Richard Linklater.

We watched the Duggar Family Travelogue episode of "19 Kids and Counting," and we hope you're happy now.

We reviewed the new tUnE-yArDs album, which we quite liked, but we are still pissed we have to type their name all precious like that.

Candace Cameron Bure, aka DJ from "Full House," is all grown up now and is a super submissive Christian lady! Yay?!

Jack Bauer is back in a brand new 24, and we may or may not keep telling you about it.

We're almost to the end of the debut season for Agents of SHIELD, and while the show has gotten much better, they still have an opportunity to fuck it all up with next week's finale.

Ain't nothing gonna stand in the way of sideboob.