We're going to fill your facehole with all these Happy Nice Time links, so let's get started. You haven't really lived until you've seen Stars on Ice , or at least read our post about seeing Stars on Ice . Matthew McConaughey's abs totally got a murderer out of jail so that guy
the boob link is busted
Honey, if your man isn't any more flexible than that, then he's probably not any good for anything but mish and pegging.
End of the semester, so I'll give the Wonkette team a D. No, make that a double D.
Fanned.